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Picture of Seattle Kraken TV broadcasters John Forslund, Eddie Olczyk and J.T. Brown.

Picture of Seattle Kraken TV broadcasters John Forslund, Eddie Olczyk and J.T. Brown.

Picture of a Honey Bucket porta-potty with a "Climate Pledge Arena" sign on it.

Picture of a Honey Bucket porta-potty with a "Climate Pledge Arena" sign on it.

John Forslund: "Once again, shitter's full. THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY, BABY!"

Eddie Olczyk: "With my national gigs, thankfully I didn't have to watch this shit the whole season."

J.T. Brown: "On the next podcast, Piper (Shaw) and I will be guzzlin' bleach."

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During timeouts or intermissions, the Kraken could have skating contests between Buoy and two others dressed as a black bear and as a grizzly.

It could be the most-exciting highlight of the 25-26 season.

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After the 'Canes got eliminated, I was hoping for a miracle that they would poach Rod Brind'Amour.

Of course, that didn't happen.

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The Kraken should hire this guy...

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Your next Kraken head coach!

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