(Especially since kiddo’s friends recently put Cart’s harness on a Kermit stuffy for Shenanigans)

Are you Somerville-ish? This would be a really amusing use of Cartwheel’s Kitten Harness Lending Library. (tinyurl.com/harness-library)

(We’d absolutely get a big kick out of bringing the whole bin out on the porch and trying them all on Lucy)

A 1lb can of salmon! That's how you can tell it's old... it looks like cans shrinkflated down to 14.75oz now.

Daft Punk's Derezzed performed with musical Tesla coils. YouTube video by ArcAttack!

I have a video for Ingo! You can make a human faraday cage out of chain mail! www.youtube.com/watch?v=psoL...

Your banquet can include the dogs too! What would Pepe most like as her congratulatory feast?

Here's Q in the chute -- stream cut out before he left though. #UglyDogs #mushersky #Qditarod

spelling is only phonetic if it's from phoenicia

otherwise it's just sparkling sounds

This Is Just To Say

I have eaten
the glue
that was in
the toolbox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakages

Forgive me
Google told me
They were a good
Replacement for plums

*facepalm* I have been enjoying the fact that allergy shots meant that it was not dire that I ran out of Zyrtec, but my sleep has been horrible. Guess I need to get more and run that experiment.

👇🎯💯

Wisconsin had an F1 and an F2 at the beginning of February, wtf this new weather sucks.

Yes, I've thought to myself multiple times "ooh I want to hand this to my honorary little sis in book form"

(This is not generically true of webcomics I read, and I usually wait until they are finished. I think I only have have Digger and Darwin Carmichael is Going to Hell in book form)

Detailed gingerbread ratio dish flanked by several smaller ones in the background

My gingerbread this year... The VLA!!

Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.

Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss

A lava lamp is sitting on the grass and is labelled "lava lamp". There's another lava lamp below the ground, in the dirt and it's labelled "magma lamp". It's a handy way to remember the difference between lava (molten rock above ground) and magma (underground). I've put a watermark on it "© @NadWGab, 2017" because it's been stolen more times than I can count.

I made this back in 2017 on Twitter and it's been stolen so many times so I better post it here too before someone else does! 🧪⚒️ #geology #minerals #volcanology

Four little blue penguins swimming in a tank at the International Antarctic Centre.

Here’s the #penguinpicoftheday, #PPOTD, this time of little blue penguins at the International Antarctic Centre in Christchurch. All these little friends were rescued and cannot survive in the wild so they hang out here and entertain tourists instead. Not a terrible gig.
🧪🦑🦉🌏

I first misinterpreted this diagram to be "where to insert the explosives into the carcass" which is a much different prospect than just putting them underneath. (End result probably the same though)

Now I'm imagining @funranium.bsky.social with one of those with vials of BBotE for coffee emergencies.

*blink*

I knew that fic directly led to FTX's existence but, uh, I missed this whole branch of ridiculousness. Wow.

This Halloween I’m also dressed as something scary: a protected bike lane that necessitated the removal of street parking

I'm so sorry 💔

A fake copywrite page in one of Mo Willem's Pigeon books. It reads... © 2022 Published above a landmark building just north of the farmers market. Free day-old cookies every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. First Addition: ½ bath. All of the number keys still work on this thing, look! 10, 15, 47 . .. HUT! This book is set in the 1800s. Or about 200 years later. Printed in ink. Legally binding. Second Addition: roof deck, feathers crossed for a firepit. Names: Pigeon, The • Species: Columba livia • Title: The Pigeon Will Ride the Roller Coaster! • Summary: (See title) It's all in the title. • Subjects: (See title) COME ON, it's right there! ---

Thanks to the library worker on TikTok who pointed out that there's usually a fake copywrite page in Pigeon books. I'm very late to this and VERY delighted by it.

📚 #PubLibs

One of them should be NMN, that would be hilarious.

Inflammation of the esophagus caused by food allergies?

eosinophil issue

Is there anyway to see all the quote-reskeets of a post? I can see who all reskeeted but not their posts?

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at blinkingguy.com

Gabapentin comes in capsules that can be mixed into food, and almost all cats are fine with that. (My cat Nawal appears to be a super-taster.)

Gaba is great as an anxiolytic/sedative ahead of vet visits (or anything stressful), sounds like that would also be useful for her!

I'm laughing at the example photo where it's instant noodles instead of a second cup

Def thought that Lumi was a cat in this picture