come on this is silly

you’re welcome

I didn’t say Brexit made it easier lol

Immigration existed before Brexit. The UK was never in Schengen.

'how do plants survive' ARE YOU A PLANT

okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line

NEW 🧵

A quick thread of charts showing how Trump’s economic agenda is going so far:

1) US consumers are reacting very very negatively.

These are the worst ratings for any US government’s economic policy since records began.

New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep

New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep
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fuck this is a perfect way to start a story

this might be the funniest message you could have leaked due to poor OPSEC

Can’t imagine the amount of front lobe damage it would take to get a normal person to seriously sit there and chide others about “free speech” while their boss threatens to criminally prosecute journalists in his own country.

In Trump's head every time he flips, they play one of those reality TV show stingers. it definitely keeps everyone watching

Telekom-Chef Tim Höttges said at #MWC2025 that Europe should have a #DOGE department to get rid of regulators! He wants 3 pan-European mobile networks, so consumer prices can increase. Demands an end to #netneutrality. Wants payment from CAPs. #polisky #eusky #econsky #draghi #fairshare

Great writeup of the budget bill

SCOOP: Ashley St Clair sues Elon Musk for custody of new son Musk is pictured with his latest baby in a lawsuit filed by St Clair, seeking sole custody and paternity.

SCOOP: Ashley St Clair sues Elon Musk for custody of new son. Musk is pictured with his latest baby in a lawsuit filed by St Clair, seeking sole custody and paternity. www.usermag.co/p/scoop-ashl...

Carr Jacked Former FCC chairs are sounding the alarm over Brendan Carr’s crusade against media companies. In a statement to Status, Carr responded with a GIF—and a tirade.

Scoop: Three former FCC chairs are speaking out against Brendan Carr's crusade against media companies.

In a text message to me, Carr responded, writing, “Lol. Just three?” Then he sent a GIF. And then a lengthy tirade.

All the details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/brendan-ca...

Scholz was responding to calls to privatise the rail operators. The UK privatised system being proudly second most delayed suggests this won't make the trains run on time. His point still stands.

Free speech absolutist

In advance of SpaceX/Elon engineers causing more airliner catastrophes here's a remind that American commercial aviation has had a near perfect safety record going back 23 years. Totally unprecedented in aviation history. Here's a graphic that gives the overview.

Good thing that a colour screen can do black and white for those who prefer it ;)

well it has certainly been an amusing prank to let the worst people alive take over the american government for a few weeks, but I think it's probably gone on long enough

I haven’t been able to see or use comments since subscribing. Email support wont respond :-(

USAID Workforce Slashed From 10,000 to Under 300 as Elon Musk’s DOGE Decimates Agency The US government’s primary foreign aid organization is losing the vast majority of its staff, forcing the agency's lifesaving work to screech to a halt.

BREAKING: The US government’s primary foreign aid organization is losing the vast majority of its staff, forcing the agency's lifesaving work to screech to a halt.

What are some wired writers I can follow on here to keep up? I’ve been a sub for years for your beautiful print mag (UK).

As usual, when people say “corporate” media doesn’t cover something, it usually is actually covering that thing. Wired (owned by conde Nast) literally broke the story.

The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk's Government Takeover Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.

We've just published a new story that names six young men who've been aiding Elon Musk—all aged between 19 and 24. wrd.cm/40W0hd3

Happy 3rd anniversary to the cherry tomato that rolled under my refrigerator.

No it’s so much better trust me. Our litter box doesn’t emit any odour.

Finally some good news

Exactly this. The entire dance was done specifically to benefit Trump and make sure everyone knows that it's he who "saved" TikTok. It's a very successful PR stunt for Trump.