Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Remind you of anyone?

I literally was like, "who gives a shit about you holding broken twigs, dude," until I read the post. 😂

Vibrant street art in Limerick, Ireland. A standard street bollard is painted as a bright blue octopus head, with its tentacles sprawled playfully across the pavement for a local scavenger hunt.

🐙 Painted Octopus — By Lumen Street Theatre in Limerick 🇮🇪 This Is Clever (14 Photos): streetartutopia.com/2026/04/17/c...

Man slowly realizing his career is heading toward a guest spot hosting Gutfeld! on the FOX News channel.

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

Exactly one year ago today:

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www.chicagobar.org/CBA/JEC/Judi...

a man in a leather jacket is sitting in a chair and saying " i say we vote " ALT: a man in a leather jacket is sitting in a chair and saying " i say we vote "

It's TUESDAY and TIME TO VOTE! 🎉

They went to the boss.

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

💰⚰️😞 idk,,, oil emoji

www.reuters.com/world/middle...

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

a woman in a car talking on a cell phone with the words " the tables are my corn " above her ALT: a woman in a car talking on a cell phone with the words " the tables are my corn " above her

FREE WHIMSY TONIGHT and every last Tuesday at Jimmy's Woodlawn Tap in Hyde Park! 🍻 8PM 21+
🤡 @whimsypc.bsky.social
#livecomedy #improv #chicago

When a Moldovan woman gets angry, even the devil makes a cross.

Când se supără o moldoveancă, şi dracul îşi face cruce. 🇲🇩

We NEED more of this Moldovan energy, ladies.

#TIL #inspiration #women #proverb

Diving into 2026. It's fiiine. 💦

🎥: Ocean Ramsey

Beautiful!

TIL Lake Superior is DEEP AF. 💦🧜‍♀️

Superior 1333 ft
Michigan 925 ft
Ontario 802 ft
Huron 751 ft
Erie 210 ft

www.worldatlas.com/lakes/the-gr...

#greatlakes #science

Omaima Nelson: The Model Who Murdered, Castrated, Cooked, And Allegedly Ate Her Husband On Thanksgiving Day After bludgeoning her husband to death on Thanksgiving 1991, Omaima Nelson allegedly fried his hands, cooked his head, and mixed his remains with leftover turkey.

Wishing y'all a delicious Thanksgiving!

🦃😋🍗🍽️

allthatsinteresting.com/omaima-nelson #WCW #TIL

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GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!

Did some digging on the 'pope rave.' Padre Guilherme is the DJ priest and all around badass responsible. 😎

via Classic FM - share.google/uA0VxSytmQHJ...

You know for a FACT this guy has been to a few raves in the 80s. In Chicago. On the SOUTH side. Where house EDM was born 😎🎶

"We don't have to invade the United States. We will destroy you from within." - Nikita Khrushchev

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

SPIN | Fiona Apple | November 1997

28 years later and we just keep proving her right, huh?

Woke is back #shorts YouTube video by Stanzi

"HEY, I'M WOKING HERE!" 😂

youtube.com/shorts/nCGrS...

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