Bat* houses!
Not sure what I’d attract with bath houses, but that sounds way more fun!

I have some bath houses but haven’t hanged them yet.
He was going for a moth In my headlight.

I was in the car on the driveway, otherwise
I’d probably still be screaming.
So scared of Bats

I just saw the underbelly of a bat about four ft away from my face, so I’m not great right now

Schrodinger’s Bowl

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bring back shame

In unfortunate news, one of the missions I work on, NASA TRACERS, is on the chopping block in the budget proposed by Trump and Vought.

A functional pair of sats that would just outright be shut off because the current federal government is anti science and anti exploration.

I’m not on the bad site any longer, but maybe someone will cross post and tag them.

Wonder if Wendy’s Corporate knows about this!

Jesus! (Derogatory)

They’d be my former dentist

Seems fair!

@amybrown.xyz - Rogue franchisee, do you think?

Right? what in French Fried Hell is happening??

For clarity this was included with my order. I’m a customer, not an employee, however the inserted letter appears to indicate this is for employees.

A small brown leather looking book with gold lettering that includes the Wendy’s font, the word Wendy’s, the words Tarheel Capital, and a gold image of North and South Carolina

First page of that same small book that says holy bible.

A rambling screed shoving religion down employees throats that I’m not going to reiterate here.

Wendy’s shoving religion down your throat at the drive thru

Goats escaped, again.

I have electrolyte pulls from keyo chow. I just can’t find them, so I drank salt water, ate two bananas, and had a magnesium pill

So, I’m shocked at this, let me
Tell you! But it turns out if you rest when your body tells you to, you recover much faster! Someone should tell all women everywhere!

<This is sarcasm in case your sarcasm detector is broken>

I told myself my body needed this. I think yours did too!

Ok well, I overdid it and then stayed outside in the heat too long yesterday, so dehydration and heat exhaustion kicked my butt all last night. Today I forced Myself into partial bed rest (feeding/watering animals excepted) and it’s ridiculous I don’t do this more often.

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Over did it :(

I have taken to the bed

More of this, less of bombing other countries

(From @acyn.bsky.social )

91° in the middle of April

Same

I appreciate this reference, deeply!