The funny thing about people who believe in witches, they also believe in curses. Convince this clown he's been cursed by all the witches in California, it could get amusing.

Extracting America from the gerrymandering abyss.
Fixed it for ya.

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Amazing!

One of my biggest hopes for the future is that people stop being offended by what others do with their lives, and that people like Wu are sent to re-education classes that includes working with people to learn how to mind their own business.

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Me, 20 mph speed limit in my neighborhood.
Problem, six kids on ebikes blowing through a stop sign. Any faster on my part, blood bath. They lived because I was going the speed limit. Coulda been messy. Wasn't. Whew!

A color, macrophoto of a Robin perched on a branch in Virginia, during late April, 2026. The capture was taken during rain and the photographer snapped the photo at the split second a raindrop fell on the top of the bird's head, making it appear like a "natural" crown. 📸 Dawn Denise Boyer of Gloucester, Virginia

#WonderfulBirdWednesday

Right in the middle of rain, the photo was captured the split second a droplet of water landed on the #Robins head like a crown! 👑
04/2026

#Birds #Nature
#FlawlessTiming 🌟
#FMSPAD
#SomethingThatFlies
#Birdsky #Wildlife
#Photography
#BirdPhotography
#Macrophotography

I like the part where Savile and Prince Charles were buddies. He should pick better friends.

Your ticket purchases fund this, yet you thought you were Uber kewl for attending. Do better.

Kash Patel is J. Edgar Boozer

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Somebody posted this on a Discord server I frequent. Possibly the most Edwardian feline gentleman I have ever seen.

#caturday

A detailed, symbolic painting inspired by the movie "Pulp Fiction," featuring Samuel L. Jackson's character depicted as a Jesus-like figure with a glowing halo and radiant hands, blessing a sick man lying in a hospital bed. Surrounding them are other characters from the film—John Travolta and Uma Thurman—both praying, and a nurse and another man watching solemnly. Above, three cherubic angels with the faces of other "Pulp Fiction" characters float in the sky. The background includes iconic American symbols such as the U.S. Capitol, the Statue of Liberty, an American flag, flying bald eagles, military jets, and fireworks, blending religious imagery with patriotic and cinematic elements.

This is great! 😂

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RFK Jr. is the perfect example of someone striving to create a "master race" that he would not be allowed to be a part of.

Resigning won't save her.

Scrub jay and bluebells

My yard gots the blues!
#scrubjay

Yes you are, when the timing is right.

If nobody comes out of fear from our government, not much.

💖 She's living her best life
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Talk is cheap. We hear a lot of empty suit rhetoric.

My name is Casanova, Chuey, or NO BITE!

New Movie Coming In The FALL,
With 2nd Feature Movie,Dumb And
Dumber To Follow........

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

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I think calling ICE 'federal agents" gives legitimacy they don't deserve.