The Super Legit Spectacular. April 24 at The Sherry Theater, 11052 Magnolia Blvd in NoHo. Pay what you feel like paying! The evening starts at 7pm and goes right through the 10pm set. You can go to one show and stay all night. Get in there! I'll be honest: I am in the 8pm spot and I love my team, DAM, but The Centurions are up at 9:00 and The Four Horsemen are up at 9:30 and they are two of the funniest fucking teams you have ever seen. So you could pretend to come see me and then just sliiiiiide into those other teams. I am just saying.

ANGELENOS! This is a super fun night of comedy! I'm playing with DAM in the 8:00 spot, but you can laugh your face off in any of them. Pay one price, stay the whole night if you feel like it. And YOU PICK THE PRICE. All proceeds go to a different charity every month. Get IN there.

She is brilliant. I was really hoping for Very Big Mouse, but based on the size and the tail, I think it was a young rat.

Gaaaaaaaah!

Ugggh

Hi there, Newsfolk! The President is becoming increasingly disinhibited and it just feels like there is no better time to throw in a follow-up question or two about the Butler rally.

UGH.

Pretty sure it was a rat.

ZERO STARS.

This pisses me off so much because do you know what we didnt get to do in Texas? vote for the new gerrymandered maps. That shit was so unpopular they had to push that *congressional* vote thru at like 2am on a saturday (piggybacking on the special session called in after kids died in a bad flood)

I am cat-sitting for a pair of indoor/outdoor cats and tonight I had occasion to Google "mouse vs. rat," so that's fun.

I just want to be clear that these categories are not rigid. MANY Trump administrators straddle two and even three categories.

Watching #Maddow and wondering if maybe filling the Trump cabinet with dolts, toadies, and freakazoids might have been a bad idea.

A red tailed hawk starting to take flight off a telephone pole with high voltage signage

Caught a red tailed hawk album cover today. 🪶

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

This is a valid point: whenever you see this sort of high-pressure sales tactic turned on a technology, you can be CERTAIN that it's a fake—actually useful new tech sells itself!

And don't underestimate the effectiveness of FOMO as a tool in the hands of a con artist.

Pregnancy vaccine reduces baby hospital admissions for RSV by 80% A study confirms the vaccine gives excellent protection for babies against life-threatening chest infections.

Excellent news as RSV vaccine in pregnancy protects babies from developing RSV and massively reduces risk of getting seriously ill and needing Hospitalisation

macro photo of the head, most of the antennae and front legs of a male ceanothus silk moth. he is facing the camera and surrounded by the warm purple petals of a few Cineraria flowers.

BOOP!

Mr. Ceanothus Moth (Hyalophora euryalus euryalus) feeling chill this morning...due to the chill (almost freezing last nite) & maybe rethinking his life choices and hatch schedule.

Can't decide which is more *ded* the antennae or that snoot tho!

#inverts #becurious

The (ALLEGED) Kash Patel drinking story certainly does check some boxes. It is always the giant dorkuses who are desperate to be seen as cool guys who binge like that.

(I am NOT talking about giant dorkuses who are comfortable in their dorkness. It's the ones who are chasing a formula for cool.)

TAKANO: Should Trump fail a mental fitness test, would you vote to invoke the 25th amendment?

RFK Jr: There hasn't been a president who is more sane--

TAKANO: Reclaiming my time. Would you invoke the 25th amendment?

RFK Jr: President Trump is the most stable--

TAKANO: Apparently not

Doorman and building staff may go on strike against building owners in NYC for the first time in 30 years+ next week, and I can say that among apartment building residents, there is a 50/50 divide between "Give them anything they want" and "Give them anything they want, you assholes."

How TF is ankylosaurus not even on there?!?!

I’m looking for an automated way to read others’s scientific data without giving credit or acknowledgement, and also claim full credit for insights from it. And I want it to have a fitting name

OAI: say no more

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?

3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”

Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

RFK Jr and podcast guest suggest food is affordable in the US – despite rising costs Health secretary and chef Robert Irvine claim Americans could eat healthier and more cheaply if they shopped better

If you think food has gotten more expensive, RFK Jr. thinks that’s on you.

My latest.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Making soup in a crock pot has to be one of the most low-effort ways to feel like a hardy self-sufficient good-with-hands blah de blah. I chopped garlic and onions! I rinsed and inspected beans! (And then I threw them into a pot with broth and spices and walked away for 7 hours SHUT UP, IT'S SOUP!)

The determined lack of self-awareness is WILD.

Oh I agree. There are LOTS of things to criticize Popes about, including this one.

I just meant that Vance has once again gone striding into a situation where he has no freaking idea how stomped he might get.

This is what we'd have if we didn't let billionaires and the fossil fuel industry exploit our system and people for profit. The techbro billionaires know this would be better for all of us, but they'd rather build huge dildos to blast people into space on suicide missions to gloss their ego.

Governor Spanberger is kind of like an anti-Mamdani in that she is ostensibly a normal boring Democrat with basically no media presence except for a weekly headline where she signs the "Deport All Republicans To West Virginia Act"