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Dennis Severs & His House | Dennis Severs’ House David Hockney described visiting Dennis Severs’ House as ‘one of the world’s five great experiences.’

I love this place, which is deliciously weird: www.dennissevershouse.co.uk/dennis-sever...

Be still my beating heart!!!

You survived!! \o/

When I am empress of the world there will be no meetings between 12 and 2.

I absolutely take the day off. I go to a coffee shop with a book, I sit in the sunshine or take a walk. Sometimes I eat something that is tasty but digestively unwise, as a special treat.

The meme of “I’ve connected the two dots” “you didn’t connect shit” “I’ve connected them.”

Cleaning out the photos on my phone to free up space and discovered I have two copies of this meme. Must have thought I would need it. 🤷🏼‍♀️

This is magnificent.

UM.

If only anyone could communicate what they needed in a coherent fashion. What a fucking miracle that would be. #work

So cute!

Arrived at the office only 45 minutes late and have now taken my post-Red-Line advil. #fml #mbta

Nooooo, that sucks.

Yes but not that one

I guess that’s a pretty fair sign of what our department is like, tbh.

We’re interviewing for an open junior position at work and I ended with my last question being ‘so how would you describe your vibe?’ while my coworker ended with ‘have you heard of King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard’? 🙄😂

You’ve passed on your decorating house game genes.

Never has a man worked so hard to be a sex object and I for one salute him

Oh wow, you are having A Time of things. Sending good vibes.

Oh noooo. Dare I ask how you answered?

Right, I’m officially adding a new word to my hate list. Below ‘mouthfeel’ the list now includes ‘journey’ - as in, ‘your career journey’ or ‘your fitness journey.’ Absolutely not. Journey to your ass and stick that word right on up there.

Ffs

Does he have any other hobbies or is that the only one?

I was mistaken for college age when I was 40 but under 15 is wild!

w o w

Armando looking bewildered

Armando swearing at a plastic duck

I’m confident that a bewildered face and swearing at ducks is a solid foundation from which I can grow a successful campaign. I look forward to winning your full support. #Taskmaster

Kick them straight into the sea!

Yeah, okay, the full article is as incomprehensible as the bit you picked out! ‘We hate spending money, except on some things, but not those things, but anyway I’m looking forward to this big shopping event which this whole article is actually supposedly about.’ Baffling all around!

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W… what??