Me trying to be normal

why do things like this never happen to me

Virginia governor, advocates remember Dr. Cerina Fairfax Dr. Cerina Fairfax is remembered as a mentor and community leader as officials call attention to the broader impact of domestic gun violence toward Black women.

Dr. Cerina Fairfax is remembered as a mentor and community leader as officials call attention to the broader impact of domestic gun violence toward Black women

PSA for tonight's Pitt finale: If you switch it off right when the credits hit, you're going to miss the best episode tag of the streaming era

I'd be screaming like those little kids from the scene in Signs.

Adult male green anole climbing up a sansevieria leaf & turning his head to look at us!

Mr. Lucky Lizard is Lizard of the Day again!
This time he was on the other side of the patio!
He gets around!
🦎

It is profoundly unjust that we have to live this way. It doesn’t make any fucking sense and it’s driving me insane

The lady interviewing the cat is Michelladonna, a comedian who has a social media show called Shop Cats in which she goes around the city profiling bodega cats and she’s hilarious and the show is fucking adorable

www.instagram.com/shopcats?igs...

I'M GLAD THE ASTRONAUTS ARE SAFE BUT DID ANYONE RESCUE THE JAR OF NUTELLA

watching NASA hit a very specific target in the big big ocean with a vehicle that just came back from outer space at 25,000mph definitely has me reflecting on the charter bus company that couldn't get me to a bus station

what do you MEAN my flight will be late, i just watched something from THE MOON land on time

WELCOME HOME, ARTEMIS II!

We are so proud of you!

🇺🇸

All four astronauts standing in the aisle with their roller bags waiting for the door to open.

Not a Bummer

one of my favorite jokes on The West Wing is when Mrs. Landingham is telling Bartlet about redecorating the Oval Office and that he can have anything he wants from the entire Smithsonian collection and he's like "I want Apollo 11" which is honestly a HUGE mood

someday we're going to be able to look at her up close at the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum and be like "I WATCHED THAT LIVE"

why am I sobbing watching that little Nespresso pod zoot through the atmosphere with its huge ass parachutes

You and me both Gonzo.

Orange and white cat, relieved and resting

Tha Artemis crew is back to erth safely naow i can rest

The capsule splashing down onto the water with the three red and white parachutes above it

Splashdown! Vehicle is stable and upright. “A perfect bulls-eye splash for Integrity and its four astronauts!” #Artemis

“I reentered the atmosphere at 25,000 MPH 15 minutes ago no sweat but my phone isn’t working to call my buddy no matter what I do,” is The Human Condition in 2026.

We got communication back and it's about 4 minutes to splashdown now.

Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with a huge smile and slightly crossed bright blue eyes, homing in on a pair of French fries.

yes, again - I’ve got a lot of work to do and I’m on a deadline, but hey…my deadline is your…fryline, or something.

consider:

orange tuxie cat with green eyes and ink nose dotting on a charcoal box tufted wool sofa with throw pillows and throw on back leans forward to do a double take

Imb sorrey but de WUT nowe?

Jail for Mama for one thousand years.

Figgy stands next to a box, and his front paws are on the top flap. He is looking back towards the camera and his mouth is partially open as he complains.

Mama ses dat we be spoyled
And too much toys we got
Den she puts sum in a boks
Cuz play wif dem we not

I komplain and Figgy too
Cuz dey belongs to us
Figgy twies to take fwom boks
He cwies and makes a fuss

#CheddarPoetry #MamaKleenOurToysToo #DeyNotDirtyTho #OurToysBeAllOurs

Me, a girl in overall, smiling

I'm in overalls and my hair is pigtails but this me after finding out that HOW TO BE OKAY is #4 on the NYT bestseller list. I assumed this was impossible bc this book is on the "advice, misc" list, which is only 10 books long, but somehow it found its people. I gotta call my mom.

an orange cat is sitting alertly in a slightly squashed storage basket. he has a sweet and simple expression

Do you have cat food in the apocalypse kit? If so what kind and what if I stop liking it

Happy Rex Manning Day Eve to everyone who celebrates.

And then just now the guy in the next building over who never leashes his dog was yelling at his dog to come back to him and scared the hell out of Fergus who just growled for the first time in his life lol. Who knew he could do that? Too funny.