Figgy gwab
And Figgy growl
He twies to take da tweat
Silly Fig
Wif cwayzee eyes
Da wapper not for eat!
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #LikkyToob #HeTwyBeFearse #DisDaOnlyTimeHeEberGrowls #HeTwyToEatWapper #DatNotForEats
Cheddar sits and poses cute while wearing blue fluffy bunny ears.
I's a bunny
Blu fluff ears
I hoppy hop
Make eggs fwom rears
I bwings baskit
Chokwit full
I maked it all
Fwom bumbum hole
#CheddarPoetry #Easter #Bunny #DatNotChokwit #ItATwik #NoEatsIt #FiggySingsOpOpOp #MyEyeFeelingALiddleBetter #IStillTakingCareOfMama #SheStillLotsSad
Cheddar peeks out from under a blanket and hisses. His left eye is slightly squinted.
My eye be sor
A gwump I be
Da mama cuddles
All for me
Da Figgy comes
I will not share
I hiss and gwowl
Cuz he be dere
#CheddarPoetry #INeedCuddles #INeedMama #INotWantsToShare #MyEyeBeSor
Socky, on the left, and Cheddar, on the right, eat from a tub of Temptations treats. Their foreheads are touching, and Cheddar's face is inside the tub.
Me and Socky share so nice
Fwom tub dats filled wif tweats
We no hits and we no gwowls
We boff politely eats
We take turns, firs her den me
We eats dem one by one
Den da mama close da tub
And wooens all da fun
#CheddarPoetry #WeHalpingMama #WeShare #SockySesSheOnlyEatsTweatsNow
Closeup of Figgy as he sits in a narrow space between the back of the sofa and the wall. He is looking upwards, slightly to the left, with big eyes and a curious expression.
Mama moobs da sofa
And Figgy jump behind
Dere, wif dusty bunnys
His losted balls he find
I come spy da Figgy
I makes shur he ok
Den he climeys out
I chase and we go play
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #LostedBalls #FiggyNotCudGetDemOut #HeSingHappySong #HeForgetAboutBallsRiteAfter
Cheddar lies on the floor, looking up at the camera at a slightly upside-down angle. His mouth is slightly open, making it look like he's telling a story.
Dere's a poopy on da stair
On da stair
Dere's a poopy on da stair
On da stair
Dere's a poopy on da stair
Mama skweeks why is it dere???
Dere's a poopy on da stair
On da stair
#CheddarPoetry #ApwilPoos #DatNotChokwit #INotPutItDere #SumbuddyDwoppedIt #ItGoodTwikTho
#CheddarPoetry is the best! ❤️😸
Cheddar is on the floor, on his side, with his ear tucked under his head. He is reaching towards the camera with his paw, causing a motion blur. His eyes are big and wild.
In a boks, I finds sum nip
I gwabs it fast, I go on twip
I gets all wild, I roll and flip
Den up I jumps, away I zip
#CheddarPoetry #Catnip #Nip #IMaybeAttaktDaCamraToo #FiggyWachItAll #WeWesslesAfter
Action shot as Figgy, to the left, runs up the steps to go back inside. Cheddar is sitting to the right, facing towards Figgy. The ground is covered in snow.
It sno agen
I wants to see!
Da Fig comes too
He runs to twee
A maggy pi
Wants Fig as snak
He skwaks all loud
Da Fig runs bak
I RAWRR out loud
Dey fly away
Den I makes shur
Dat Fig ok
#CheddarPoetry #BadBadMaggyPi #INotSkared #FiggySkared #ItColdOutside #IWantsDaWarmAndGweenBak
Cheddar sits low to the floor, with an innocent expression on his face.
I always pee on pee pad
Cuz peed pad ware I pee
Wen mama wash da flor
It not ware it shud be
I still pee in pee spot
Tho pee pad not be dere
Mama turns and sees
And den she pulls her hair
#CheddarPoetry #IOnlyPeeOnPeePad #IMakedYalloPuddilOnFlor #MamaSawed #INotGetInTrubble
On a bed with a yellow duvet, all four cats can be seen. At the back, on the left side and beside the headboard, is Chewy. In front of her is Figgy, who has his tongue sticking out. Ahead of Figgy is Cheddar, who looks tired. To the right is Socky, who is mid-lick.
I follows mama to her room
I hops onto her bed
Figgy comes and follows me
He roll on flor insted
Chewy comes onto da bed
So Figgy follows her
Socky comes to joyn da pile
We all falls sleep and purr
#CheddarPoetry #MamaGoedAww #WeAllBeInPikchurTogeber #WeSleepsAtNiteLikeDis
Closeup of Cheddar as he sniffs the camera lens.
I come to see
Wat smell yoo be
And den I kissy yoo
Yoo smells nice
I sniffs yoo twice
It bad to smell like poo
#CheddarPoetry #SumtimesFiggysBumbumSmellsLikePoopy #OnlyPoopyShudSmellLikePoopy
Figgy sits and bites into an owl-shaped puff-vinyl charm that's attached to a journal.
Figgy finds a taggy
He finks it be for chew
He puts it in his mouff
He bites and slobbers too
Den he twies to take it
But it be tied to book
Wen da mama cach him
He ses he only look
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeBitedDatFingBefor #ItGotsTeefHolesAllOberIt #HeNotEbenGetInTrubble
Cheddar sits tall, looking at the camera, with a sad yet relieved expression on his face.
I blekked onto da blanky
And den I had a sad
I worried I's in trubble
Dat maybe I was bad
Wen da mama sawed it
She put it in masheen
She asked if I ok
And maked da blanky kleen
#CheddarPoetry #Blek #ItJusLiddleBlekButStillABlek #ItMyFavritBlanky #IHappyWenItKleenAndWarmAgen
Closeup of Figgy looking up at the camera.
Silly Figgy finds da mama
Despwattly he meows
He ses dat he wants cuddles
And he weally needs dem nows
Mama twies to calm him
Cuz he look like he mite burst
And den she tells da Fig
To let her finish pooping firs
#CheddarPoetry #MamaMakingPoopyOnDaToylet #PoopyFirsCuddlesSekond
Stand up tall
And paw da dor
I looky out
Den paw sum mor
I wants out
But tolded no
I paw and paw
But not I go
Dor stays closed
It mokky me
I has a pout
Cuz in I be
#CheddarPoetry #PawPawPawDaDor #NoFair #MamaSesItNotNiceOut #IWantsToSeeMyself #FiggyWachButNotHalps
Cheddar looks up at the camera, licking his nose.
Mama, she be paynting
Dere be water in a cup
Da water, it be gweeny
I come and dwink it up
Mama sees and skweekys
She take da cup away
I not noes why she fussing
It not good anyway!
#CheddarPoetry #GweenWaterNotBeryNummy #NotShurWhyMamaGotsIt #MamaSesIGonnaPeeGween #SheSilly
Socky, Cheddar, and Figgy eagerly clean up the dry kitten food that is scattered on the floor.
Silly mama spill da noms
Dey go all ober flor
Good fing we be heer to halp
We kleen, den ask for mor!
#CheddarPoetry #SillySpilly #NewKittenNomsForSocky #WeAllHalps #ChewyNotHalpTho
Cheddar proudly poses with a big green bow embellished with green sequins. The bow is crooked. Behind him, Socky can be seen walking by.
Hamsum bow
All shiny, gween
I be a lukky
Cheez masheen
I has tweshur
Cach me kwik!
I pwomise
Dat it not a twik
It bwown, not gold,
In litter pot
If yoo cach me
Dats wat yoo got!
#CheddarPoetry #GweenDay #LeppyCheddy #IStillTakingCareOfMama #FankYooForNiceMessyjes #MamaStillSad
Cheddar sits on a blanket, with his paws under his chin and looking at the camera as he tells his story.
Figgy told me seekwet
He ses I cannot share
How he climed under blanky
And kissy Socky dere
Socky did not hit him
She did not growl or hiss
Somehow Figgy cuddled
One minnit wif our sis
#CheddarPoetry #INotBeleebedHim #ButMamaSesItHappen #SockyAlwaysHitsMe #SheNoKissyOrCuddleMe
Figgy sits on top of a piano and is peeking around the corner with big curious eyes.
Figgy waches
Figgy spy
He wach da mama
Wunders why
All kurryus
His eyes be big
And den he run
Dat silly Fig!
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #MamaBePuttingPlasikOnFlor #ShePayntingSumfing #FigGoedUnderIt #DenHeSpyOnMama #IFindsHimAfterAndWePlayChase
Cheddar peers through a clear bowl bed that's hanging on the wall. Inside the bowl are toys: a green mouse, a blue ball, and a brown fluffy ball. His eyes are curious and it looks like he has a smile.
Flotey bol
Inbizzybil
Be hanging on da wall
Inside I peek
A mousey skweek
I diggy out da ball
#CheddarPoetry #INotGoInBol #MamaSesItBedBol #ButBolsNotBeds #WatIfIFallsFru #FiggyFolloMeAfterToSeeToo
Cheddar lies on the floor, next to a small tub of Temptations treats. He is looking upwards towards his mama with big eyes and a pleading expression.
Mama, see dis tub of tweats?
I needs it open now
I twied to open it myself
But I dos not noe how
Mama, see dis tub of tweats?
Pleez open it for me
I jus wants to chek it safe
Inside, I wants to see
#CheddarPoetry #IMaybeTwiedOpeningItInDaNite #SockyTwiedToo #ItNeedsInspekshin
Cheddar looks up at the camera with an unimpressed expression on his face.
Mama, I not hab impwess
Yoo needs to go to bed
Yoo has waked for two hole days
Dat not be good for hed!
Come wif me, we go lie down
Awake, yoo cannot stay
I will purr until yoo sleeps
And keep da zoms away
#CheddarPoetry #NiteIsForSleeps #MamaKeepedGettingUpAndWakingMe #ITired
Cheddar holds tight onto his mama's hand with both his paws as he bites her. His one foot is on her hand as he bunnykicks. He has a wild expression on his face.
Mama starts to bwushy me
I mew and start to purr
After fwee, I has enuff
I flip and bitey her
#CheddarPoetry #ILikesBwushys #ICanSumtimesHabNineBwushys #ButDenDaWildComesOut #IBiteyBunnykikky
Closeup of Figgy as he bites the top of a blue pen.
Figgy sits on mama's lap
As mama twies to wite
Den da Figgy gwabs her pen
And starts to bitey bite
Mama ses da Figgy wach
Dat all I do, he see
Den he koppys eberyfing
So he can be like me
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #IMaybeDiddedDatYesserday #MamaSesToSetGoodEggsample #ILikeEggs
View from above as Cheddar stands up tall and holds onto his mama's hand tightly with his paw. In her hand, a treat can be seen. Cheddar is licking her finger.
I noe mama gots a tweat
It hiding in her hand
I mew but she not gib to me
So I hops up to stand
Gwabbing on her finger tite
I gib her kissys sweet
Den da mama lissens
And she lets me hab my tweat
#CheddarPoetry #MamaNotCanHidesTweatsFwomMe #IMakesShurIGetsDaTweat #IWantsMor
Closeup of Cheddar's face from below. His mouth is slightly open. His face looks reminiscent of how he looked when he was a tiny baby kitten.
Mama tooked dis pikchur
She ses I looks like baby
Eben tho I big boy
I ses a liddle, maybe
I not shur why pikchur
Not show da big boy me
Mama ses a baby
Foreber she will see
#CheddarPoetry #INotABabyTho #IBeBigBoyWarryerNinjaFiter #DaPikchurLie
Cheddar looks like he's about to turn back around as he stands on the front steps. He is looking towards the right side of the camera, and fresh snow can be seen behind him.
At dor I cwied
At dor I pawed
At dor I pout and wined
Outside I goed
Den rite bak in
I mummbils neber mind
#CheddarPoetry #TooMuchSno #MyPawsGottedCold #ISesNoMittens #ICwyAtDorAgenAfterMamaClosedIt #MamaNotLetMeOutAgen #NoFair
Closeup of Cheddar as he sits in the cat tree, looking up at the camera with big eyes. He is proudly wearing a pink collared shirt.
I wears da pink
Cuz I is stwong
I wears da pink
Cuz bully's wong
I wears da pink
Cuz good is kind
I share da nice
Ware all will find
#CheddarPoetry #PinkShirtDay #SpinkilKindness #BullyingBad #NiceIsGood #BitesIsGood #ButNotBumbumBites