Cheddar sits on a blanket, with his paws under his chin and looking at the camera as he tells his story.

Figgy told me seekwet
He ses I cannot share
How he climed under blanky
And kissy Socky dere

Socky did not hit him
She did not growl or hiss
Somehow Figgy cuddled
One minnit wif our sis

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