Stand up tall
And paw da dor
I looky out
Den paw sum mor
I wants out
But tolded no
I paw and paw
But not I go
Dor stays closed
It mokky me
I has a pout
Cuz in I be
#CheddarPoetry #PawPawPawDaDor #NoFair #MamaSesItNotNiceOut #IWantsToSeeMyself #FiggyWachButNotHalps
Cheddar sits on the counter, and his head is turned back towards the camera. His eyes are slightly squinted and his mouth is open, making it look like he's complaining. Behind him is Socky, who is sitting beside a bowl.
I hops on kownter
I gets skooped
I twy agen
I skooped agen
I jumps up fast
And weach da bol
Den I gets skooped
I has kumplate
Agen agen
I jump, get skooped
But I only wanna see
Da speshil noms that Socky has
And make shur dat dey safe
#Skooped #NoFair #IShudGetToTasteToo
Cheddar looks like he's about to turn back around as he stands on the front steps. He is looking towards the right side of the camera, and fresh snow can be seen behind him.
At dor I cwied
At dor I pawed
At dor I pout and wined
Outside I goed
Den rite bak in
I mummbils neber mind
#CheddarPoetry #TooMuchSno #MyPawsGottedCold #ISesNoMittens #ICwyAtDorAgenAfterMamaClosedIt #MamaNotLetMeOutAgen #NoFair
Cheddar walks towards the camera with a serious expression. His tail is straight up, with a small curl at the end. The ground is snowy, with grass exposed in the spot where he is walking.
I is nakey
On pawtrol
I look for paynt
So I can roll
But it all frozed
No paynt for me
All kleen and wite
Is wat I be
#CheddarPoetry #FwozedPaynt #NoFair #FiggyComeOutsideToo #HeTwyDiggyHoles #HeRunnedFwomMamaAndGotInTrubble #IComeWenMamaCallMe #IGoodBoy
Figgy runs
And I go chase
We run fru hous
We has a race
Den up da wall
Away fwom me
Da Figgy sings
He at home fwee
#CheddarPoetry #HomeFwee #NoFair #FiggySesHePinsessAgen #HeOnDaPinsessBalkunny #HeSingHappySong
Mama needs a hollyday
Dats wat she ses to me
She wants a bwake fwom postys
But to dat I not agwee
I has a pout, but mama ses
It jus a cupple days
I tells mama dat too long
But I not gets my ways
#CheddarPoetry #MamaHollyday #NoFair #MamaNotSayWenNexPostyBe #IHopeItTomoro
Cheddar sits in a drawer and looks up at the camera with a sweet expression.
Mama open dwarer
So I come run to see
At wunts I clime inside
To see wat be for me
I diggy all awound
I always gotta snoop
But yoo not needs to worry
In heer I dos not poop!
#CheddarPoetry #FiggyFollowMeToSeeToo #IfMamaOpensDwarerIAlwaysComeToSee #DisOneNotHabAnyHamInIt #NoFair
Cheddar stands and looks outside the screen door.
Mama opens dor
I looky outside
I ses I wants out
I wants to ekplor
Da mama ses no
She ses it too cold
I stompy my feet
I leeb and I pout
#NoFair #IWantsToGoEkplor #MamaSesOutsideNeedsKoteAndBoots #FiggySedHeABoot #INotGonnaWearDaFiggy #SillyFiggy
Dear @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team
I can't post ly Halloween costume bit you can allow profiles like this?
#Justice #Hypocrisy #NoFair #BlueSky
Sweet tooth flashback:
These cookies say whippet on the label but they aren’t for me?!? 😳
#ThrowbackThursday
#nofair
Closeup of Cheddar's face as he sleeps.
Twikky tweated
Runned awound
Til all da twikky tweats
Be found
Stay up late
And terwer make
Until I cannot
Stay awake
#CheddarPoetry #TwikkyTweats #NappyTimeNow #MeAndFiggyHabLotsFun #FiggySingNanaSongAllNite #INotGettedAnyHam #NoFair
I wants outside
Can yoo not see?
Yoo needs to open
Dor for me!
I paw and paw
All cute I be
But no one lissens
To my plee
#CheddarPoetry #NoFair #IWantsBakOutside #MamaSesIWasJusOut #SheSesItInsideTimeNow #IGoPout #DenIWesslesFiggy
I didn’t get a sticker. #nofair
"...armed with hot chocolate, lemon poppyseed cake, David Gray & Obie." How come I only get tepid Tesco decaf coffee granules and a stale tea biscuit! #nofair
Fuuuuuuuuuccccck! Not the snap! Don’t let her take my masculinity!
#🍆 #wataa #nakedmale #enm #humiliated #wtf #nsfw #magic #strippedman #exposed #dadbod #daddy #howdareyou #nofair #buttplug
Cheddar sits with his mouth wide open, making it look like he's yelling.
I ses mama, no mor bwake
Dis hollyday, it be mistake
So no mor hollydays yoo take
Or gwate big twubble I will make!
#CheddarPoetry #IBak #NoMorHollydaysForMama #ISedSo #MamaEbenTookediPawFwomMe #NoFair
Cheddar lies on a blue blanket and has a sad expression on his face.
Mama ses
She wants anubber hollyday
Fwom all da postys
I ses no mor hollydays
Postys eberyday!
Mama ses her eyes be sore
Her hed be hurty
And she be tired
I ses I wants to make my postys
Dey for eberyday
But mama, she not lissen
#Hollyday #NoPostysForACuppleOfDays #NoFair
Cheddar stands and has one of his paws on his mama's wrist, and his other paw is reaching towards her hand. In her hand is a piece of chocolate, which she holds with her thumb and pointer finger. Her other fingers are outstretched and against Cheddar's chin to stop cheddar from getting the chocolate.
Mama gots sum chokwit
And I wants to hab sum too
But wen I go to hab a taste
She ses no not for yoo!
I noes it be bad for eats
But I jus wants to see
Befor I eben get a lik
It's taked away fwom me
#CheddarPoetry #Chokwit #WhyCanMamaHabAndNotMe #MamaNeberShares #NoFair
I am delighted to be nominated for Best New Writing - it's an honor, such a GREAT HONOR! But as you know I always win everything so something is very wrong! We need to CHECK THE BALLOTS and EXPOSE THE MULES! It's time to STOP THE STEAL, BUXTON!!! #BuxFringe25 #Rigged #NoFair #TrumpWasRobbed #Joking
"So we're walking across a parking lot in Secaucus, New Jersey." - MICHAEL LEWIS, No Fair!, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #NoFair #NationalNewJerseyDay #MichaelLewis
That piece of junk freighter gets preferred parking under the Rebel medical frigate? #nofair
Cheddar looks up at the camera.
I be cleber
I be kwik
I purrform
Da gwatest twik
Downstairs ware
A bord ses stop
I push fru
And den I hop
I go ware
I not can go
I not let da
Mama noe
But mama smart
And she find out
I gets in trubble
Den I pout
#CheddarPoetry #NoFair #IShudGetToGoDere #Downstairs
Figgy sits on the top of a chair cushion, above Chewy who is sitting below. Chewy is looking upwards towards him and Figgy is looking down towards her.
Figgy sees da Chewy
And climes to go say hai
Chewy, she not runs away
I weally not noes why
Dey paw and bop, da figgy kiss
Why chewy lets dis be?
Figgy twies to wessle her
She not dos dat wif me
#CheddarPoetry #ChewyAndFiggy #NoFair #SheNeberPlaysWifMe #SheOnlyPlaysWifFiggy
Listening to my wife getting herself off while I'm stuck in a meeting. #wfhmasturbation #nofair #thinwalls #micmuted
Waaaaaaaah! #NoFair! My pure #Python code was trying to compete with a single call into a compiled, #C module. No wonder it's many times faster. The extra 1.7M function calls because of certain design ideas might not have helped though... 😇
Lol I am going to work at the VA waiting to find out how much longer I have a job for.... #nofair
😉
I can't believe they expect me to be at work tomorrow even though I would rather not and I just went today. 😫
#NoFair
Cheddar sits, looking downward, with a sad and solemn expression on his face.
Mama gots a hurty hed
Agen
Her hed beed hurting lots
For a hole week
It keeps coming bak
I not like dis
She be no fun
I cuddle her lots
I let her west
Figgy not understand
But I makes shur he good
I makes shur he kwiet
Dat he cuddles too
#HurtyHed #NoFair #ITakCareOfMama
It be Chewy's birdie day
And furteen now she be
Today I will not chase her wunts
Dat be da gift fwom me
#CheddarPoetry #Chewy #BirdieDay #IChaseAndPouncedHerYesserday #SheCwiedAndRunnedAway #NoFair #FiggyGibbedHerKissys
