This is glorious. There's a gun in the fridge!!! 😂 😂 😂

As an English teacher, I disagree. If you mean it replaces the form you consume the media, yes. But you can't learn spelling from an audiobook, for instance. Books are much more than just entertainment.

I'm everywhere 😂

📚 🐍 🧼 💀
#SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost

Ghost: I hate it when people ask me what I did yesterday.
Ghost: I don’t know. I breathed a lot. Probably got mad at something. Sighed heavily. The list goes on…
#SimonRiley #GhostRiley

Ghost: Johnny, please. Go to therapy.
Ghost: I can’t be your husband, best friend, sex toy, Lieutenant, Sparring partner and life mentor at the same time.
Soap: …
Soap: Why not?
#SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost

Overheard at exfil.
Soap: Crazy how through all of this I’m still horny.
Soap: The human spirit is truly unbreakable.
Soap, winks at Ghost.
Price: Johnny...
#SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #CaptainPrice #JohnPrice

He has his methods.
#GhostRiley #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #SimonRiley

Overheard at the rec room.
Soap: I wish Americans stayed on the TV, where they belong.
#SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish

At the base gym.
Soap: Today we’re going to focus on the strongest muscle.
Soap: The heart.
Soap * hugs Ghost *
Rookies: ...
Ghost: …
Ghost: It's super effective.
#SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost #Rookies

You know nothing about romance, Roach.
#SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost #GazGarrick #KyleGarrick #RoachSanderson #GarySanderson

Ghost: I don’t have PTSD. It’s just the effects of the curse I have on me.
Therapist: …
Ghost: The curse was put on me by my parents and the British Government, but that’s irrelevant.
#GhostRiley #SimonRiley

Soap: I’m on my fifth cup of coffee and my third all-nighter this week. I’m seeing the future.
Gaz: Go to bed, you fucking moron.
Soap: Your future doesn’t look promising.
#SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GazGarrick #KyleGarrick

Valeria: Wanna get back together?
Alejandro: Have you changed?
Valeria: No.
Alejandro: Okay, let’s try.
Rudy: Hermano…
#ValeriaGarza #AlejandroVargas #RodolfoParra

Ghost, pulling a knife out of his thigh: Thank you for the constructive criticism.
Enemy who just tabbed him: What?
#GhostRiley #SimonRiley

Overheard at the training grounds.
Soap: Being short is so random. Like, why am I down here?
Ghost: I could lick your head if I wanted to.
Soap: Yeah? I can bite your ankles.
Ghost: Awww.
#SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost

Chicky nuggies 💕
#SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost #Ghoapbaby #GazGarrick #KyleGarrick

Overheard at the MacTavish-Riley household.
Soap: I don't like getting up so early. I’m a night owl.
Baby: All owls are night owls, dad.
Soap: …
Baby: You’re a regular owl.
#SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #Ghoapbaby

Soap: Hey, Simon. Are you an F5 key? Because your arse is refreshing.
Ghost, unimpressed while writing a report: Are you a software update? Because not right now…
#SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost

Texting:
Soap: What’s missing? A, E, O, U?
Ghost: I.
Soap: What’s the opposite of hate?
Ghost: Love.
Soap: What’s the opposite of me?
Ghost: Peace and quiet?
#SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost

Just one is enough.
#SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GazGarrick #KyleGarrick

🧼 🍕💕💀
#SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost

Price: We’re glad to see so many of you embracing therapy.
Ghost: A few of you need an exorcism, though.
Soap: Rookies, say hello to Rudy’s abuelita.
#SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #CaptainPrice #JohnPrice #Rookies #Rudysabuelita

Overheard at the rec room:
Soap: There’s no breaking up in this relationship. If you get tired of me, take a nap.
#SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost

Hello! I'm happy to be here and find so many friends ☺️

#Ghoapbaby

Thank you ☺️

Gaz googling that /after/ throwing Roach away with the catapult is peak 141 energy 😂

Ghost: Is it still murder if I give them a heads-up?
Soap: That’s called a threat.
Ghost: Damn…
Soap: I know.
#SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost

Soap: How long are you going to be with the rookies?
Ghost: 2 hours.
Soap: I don’t like your tone.
Ghost: I’ll be with you in 2 hours, my beautiful husband.
Soap: 🧼💕💀
#SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost