Me, double-clicking a doc.
Adobe: Fat chance, dickhead.

Me, right clicking, selecting “open”
Adobe: Oh, alright…

This world left Chuck Norris.

You’re never too old to start over. At 39, I’ve begun a life of crime (smuggling real butter into the movies to douse my popcorn with)

Make a Bond movie nautical

Octopus…

Right?? Gimme a Break…

Need a Turn Off AI Slop toggle switch on all social media, stat.

Not enough to actually open the gates of hell again, tho.

I would like to thank all the little people that stepped on me…

John Carpenter’s Lassie

Slightly diminish a band: Mild Chili Peppers

“Judith” by A Perfect Circle.

Howerdel had composed some of the riffs previously, but Maynard came in and wrote against it in one session and the band laid the track down in the same night

Would they get read their Montezuma Rights?

Did the LEGO movie win an Oscar? lol

Therapist: Are your goals achievable?

Me: I want to win an Oscar. Not today. I want to win an Oscar like, back in the ‘90s.

#scriptsky #filmsky

Lanes make sense yes. But my gripe is, if there were some 405 in the sky that kept getting jammed, another 3 or 4 lanes could easily be created in the sky. Whereas on the ground it requires massive construction / leveling buildings / etc.

That ONLY works if you hang testicles from the hitch. For some reason.

So in THE FIFTH ELEMENT, THE JETSONS, BACK TO THE FUTURE II and others there is this phenomenon of the “skyway being jammed.” Help me out. There’s a lot of sky out there. Just fucking go around? I would kill to commute in the sky.

“We do these things not because they are hard, but because they are easy.”

EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE LYNCH

Justices Sotomayor and Kagan dissent…

What is the German word for disobeying Waze only to be immediately rewarded with a better ETA?

I have watched this movie before. They don’t find WMDs at the end.

The “strongest possible terms” are impeachment. For the record.

Did a military parade write this?

Thought they were going to maul someone. Instead they just had judgmental looks!

Elon is officially that 17th wife that thought he’d be different this time.

if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck