A Man (Friend of Lellow): "Men don't climb the mountain because it's hard. We climb the mountain because it's there."

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PowderBlue Angel: I'm not hip with the weebness.

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Nyx: *says out of pocket shit about love and deep space*
Lellow: *lays down horizontally on nearest surface in rage*
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Yellow: And I chickened out like a traumatized chicken.

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Red: I'm being haunted by someone else's dead ex husband!

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Red: they're engaged now, he proposed to her last week.
Robyn: bet he used his feet!
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Robyn: I'm sorry, didn't mean to do that while you were drinking.

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Pinque: Egg dick Molly Daaaamn I slept through something interesting!

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Red: like, the thing we are doing is fun, but they way we are doing it is less fun.... Also, there are places you shouldn't get fake blood.

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Lellow: Hey Budddddddy
Mr. Plum: Yes hi hello. From wheremst dost thou need rescuing?

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Red: I keep trying the fried zucchini, but they're always thin little whithery strips of hint of hint of veg, encased in a mech suit of breading.

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Pumpkin: I know this isn't what you said, but I heard "cheese smut and Kronk."

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Red: He's a tangled pube of a man

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Red: Right on my tit.... Whatev

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Red: It's so funny when yall go Roomba on me

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Yellow: Moose are the Chuck Norris memes of the animal world
Red: the word memes is really doing some heavy lifting there

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Red: It's not my preferred meat-to-mouth delivery method

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red: do i love jesus or do i just love live music?

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Pinque: it's ten thirty at night, you can hurt your own feelings!

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The Angels : Subaru of Safety

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Red: I'm your boss not your pimp.

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Red: We're not vomiting Gatorade and Whiskey shut the fuck up.

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Denim: don't wrangle me into an eight-count hug.
Pumpkin: a 5-6-7-8!
Red: Martha Graham, Martha Graham!

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Red: and his nasty little elbows like a slut

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Yellow: Save a horse, turn a man into glue.

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Lellow: A building full of pork? They don't get my fucking hair
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Red: Dingy Prison
Denim: Normally you give someone else the keys to that

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Yellow: that's bad for the insides

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Lellow's adopted child : I love it when you spit so hard I wanna call you Dad

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Red: a little bit of cbtttrpg

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Mr Pumpkin: Honey, I still have creme brulee in my box.

Robyn: Ooooh so creamy and crusty...

Pumpkin: Crusted.

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