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"What is this, an ad for Cialis?" #OutOfContextQuotes

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3 quotes to get you to read the Harlow Mystery series (but with ABSOLUTELY NO CONTEXT). 🤣

Links to all three books can be found in my Carrd: clarislam.carrd.co

#booksky #wrtitesky #murdermystery #outofcontextquotes #quotes #bookquotes

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"Tyface Explained: God Edition." #OutOfContextQuotes

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Que two adult ace virgins trying to figure out where to buy adult toys, and how in the flying fuck to use them.

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#outofcontextquotes

A vibrator that sings happy birthday from your coochie. *then proceeds to die laughing*

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Hold on, hold on, your going to make me forget about the birthday dilbo!

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"Can you imagine if the ROMANS had TRAINS???? We'd never hear the end of it!" #OutOfContextQuotes

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Mr Pumpkin: Honey, I still have creme brulee in my box.

Robyn: Ooooh so creamy and crusty...

Pumpkin: Crusted.

#AngelsSayShit #OurFriendsSayShit #OutOfContextQuotes

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“I’m finding all the knots in your ass.”

@pupnemesis.bsky.social

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Jocie: "I'm concerned for your butthole."
Brody: "Why does everyone keep SAYING THAT???"
#OutOfContextQuotes

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"There are tablets now for your flaccid waffle." #OutOfContextQuotes

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Are you kidding, I'm about to make myself go extinct again!

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Please stop having a seizure, I'm on an adventure.

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L: "Smells like French fries in here."
B: "Better than olives!"

#OutOfContextQuotes

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"You are gay in the true and beautiful way, but also probably the gluten (free) way"

#OutOfContextQuotes

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"ALL PRAISE MONOBOB"

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"Sticky Note Time™️" #OutOfContextQuotes

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-You gotta pack it, roll it, and smoke it. Then you ride the buzz.

-I'm not smoking a taquito.

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"Why are they putting cream in there??? The Mormons need to be stopped."
"Well, they have to cream *something*."
#OutOfContextQuotes

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Pteranodons are not dinosaurs, Lauren.
They are arachnids.

#outOfContextQuotes #WTNV Old Oak Doors Part A

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“Oh yeah, my penis.” #outofcontextquotes

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“It’s like gooning in my mouth and edging my tastebuds.” #outofcontextquotes

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"So, I'm 3D printing... a gun." #OutOfContextQuotes

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"Oh, a Moby Dick bot? Let's GO!" #OutOfContextQuotes

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"I love things with butts!" #OutOfContextQuotes

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"Is this himbo enough for you?" #OutOfContextQuotes

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M: "There's an Adult After Hours night."
V: "... At the petting zoo???"

#OutOfContextQuotes

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More good memories from 2016:

The Era of Living With TyFace is still full of my favourite memories. We'd watch TV, play games, and just laugh our asses off at dumb shit. Our calendar was filled with #OutOfContextQuotes, the start of a tradition.

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"It's kinda like The Polar Express, but nothing like honey in the asshole." #OutOfContextQuotes

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"Does Lightening Queen have car insurance or life insurance? Do tires count as shoes?" #OutOfContextQuotes

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