😂

That makes perfect sense, especially since Met is wearing robes and not modern clothes. I don’t think God threw him out. I think Met did.

Aziraphale? Muriel with her magnifying glass?

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Absolutely heels over head for Muriel’s retelling of Season 2. #GoodOmens3

And this includes him glancing toward the windows and Metatron while looking terrified.

Are you anxious because your favorite show still hasn’t posted a trailer? Because I understand.

He would demolish an entire banana pudding.

He would love to eat his way through the South, where cornbread dressing is considered a vegetable for “meat and three” lunch specials.

He looks nervous to me, which is fair.

After the stress of the last few days, we deserve something good.

Aziraphale mumbles something.

Crowley: “You WHAT?”

Aziraphale, wailing: “I LOST Jesus!”

So Aziraphale has lost Jesus and goes back to Earth to ask Crowley to help him find him.

Jesus: "...and the day I died."

Disciple: "oh yeah, Good Friday?"

Jesus: "wait, you called it what?"

Disciple: "bad Friday. Really bad Friday. Honestly, the worst Friday."

Here for Easter, the magnificent Rabbit Fish - 14th century, British Library, Add. MS 11390, f. 59r

Nice celery!

“Two Microsoft Outlooks, neither are working” is new entry into 6-word horror story contest.

6:14 AM, the cottage kitchen:

So many people are trying their best just now, but feel they are not Enough.

Please be kind.
In small ways.
In very large ways.
In cupcake-shaped ways.
In polite Please and Thank You ways.

The World is difficult.
Please be kind.
✨️✨️✨️

Michael Collins, the chap who took this photograph, remains the only person on earth to have taken a photo that had everyone in shot aside himself.

If Artemis is going up then it gives me an excuse to once again post this photo, the only one to contain every human being in the universe but one.

Holy shit

White delicate paper cutting artwork in white with a scene of two figures in a garden with tall trees and an arched building

Joanna Koerten (Dutch 1630-1715) painter, draughtswoman, pioneer in the art of paper cutting (silhouettes) #womensart

Everyone turned girl math into a joke, but girl math got us here. 💗

Good night 😴

Sometimes we just need to smile and say F it.
If your a Gen Xer or a boomer, you’ve walked like an Egyptian, moonwalked, walked this way, walked on the wild side, walked on sunshine, walked down the line and walked 500 miles. We’ve walked a lot. We’re tired.

I am not hand-washing and line-drying a bath mat.

Community rallies to reunite 89-year-old Fall River woman with stolen dog The community is banding together to support a Fall River senior whose beloved dog was reportedly stolen from her front yard on Pearce Street.

Don’t know if you can help in any way but you do have a huge following…someone stole my moms Scottie from her yard today 3 girls on a moped , my mom is 89 and its her best pal can i share this story for you to post ? Thanking you

www.wpri.com/video/commun...

Get your vitamin D level checked. I was severely deficient last year.

Tell Congress to put a stop to newsroom raids Defending press freedom for the next generation

An important new bill from @wyden.senate.gov and @balint.house.gov would finally give some teeth to the law that’s supposed to prevent newsroom raids and seizures of journalists’ files.

Tell your lawmakers to support it with our action center.

Demi Moore on the Oscars red carpet in a raven-esque feather gown.

Audibly GASPED at Demi Moore's stone cold stunner of a gown, holy shit.

In this remarkable Autochrome image, taken more than 100 years ago, pioneering colour photographer Etheldreda Laing depicts her daughters Janet & Iris at their Oxford home. She developed her colour photos herself in a purpose-built darkroom inside the house mashable.com/2015/05/02/e...

Rectangular wooden sculpture with rectangular stained glass inlay in rainbow colours, the artwork is sited on a beach on wet sand which reflects the colours of the glass

Louise V Durham, stained glass and driftwood sculpture, Shoreham by Sea, UK #WomensArt