My least favorite expression on film/tv discourse has to be: 'This is my childhood brought to life'.
If you want to revisit your childhood, watch the original Harry Potter movies. Or the original Disney Classics. They're still there. Stop congratulating remakes for selling you shit you already own.
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This vertical poster for "The Immortician" features a black-and-white high-contrast composition with gold-toned typography. Top: The title "The Immortician" is written in a serif font with gold gradients, framed by a black ornamental archway. Center: A black silhouette of a long-haired figure in a gown stands against a white background. Parts of the silhouette, specifically the head and arms, appear to be disintegrating into small particles. Middle: Three words—"Love.", "Obsession.", and "Decay."—are spaced horizontally across the center in a black serif font. Bottom: The base features dark, textured shapes resembling clouds or terrain. White text centered at the bottom credits "WRITTEN and DIRECTED by B. VAN BODEGOM" followed by a four-line synopsis. Footer: The bottom line lists three film titles: Corpse Bride × 50 First Dates × Warm Bodies.
CORPSE BRIDE × 50 FIRST DATES × WARM BODIES
A bored immortal mortician resurrects the woman of his dreams—again and again. But love becomes obsession, and she's decaying faster than he can let go.
#PosterPit #A #H #R #W
Feminist noir fantasy promotional graphic showing two hands reaching toward a fiery butterfly surrounded by illuminated symbols. Both wrists bear glowing infinity sigils. Text reads SCARELLA: THE MACHETE MARAUDERESS, a 92,000-word feminist noir fantasy with myth-tech elements. Includes comparison titles Jessica Jones × Arcane and beta quote: “There’s voice for DAYS. I was 10000% gripped.”
JESSICA JONES × ARCANE
Some things don’t just break you. They remake you. 🔥
⟐ A vigilante wielding a sentient flaming machete
⟐ A city that feeds on grief
⟐ An heir to an underground rebellion
⟐ A prophecy that could mutate her into the predator she hunts
#PosterPit #A #DF #S #MYTHTECH
Large poster, blue stary background with semi-transparent city scape overlayed at the bottom, and a blond drawn boy with curly hair looking left on the left side of the screen. Title: AVARICE'S WAKE, a Novel by Daemi Rhys. Hook: Obsession. Love. Payment. All are the same in Aethryn. Right hand side of screen holds 3 laurels. Top one says Morally Grey Love Interests. Second says PolyAm Queer Cast. Third says Forced Proximity/Chaperone. Bottom of poster says: Interview with the Vampire x Captive Prince x Iron Widow.
CAPTIVE PRINCE X AMC'S IWTV X IRON WIDOW
In Aethryn, Soren learns the most dangerous thing you can do is want somebody.
You can never really know the cost.
#PosterPit
#Q
#A
#SF
#R
Image of a white hand holding a lit match against a black background, with the flame and smoke trailing into and burning the logo for "False Horizon." White text at the top lists the characters: Leecie Huffman, Bolton Elwood, Luke Davison, Samuel Anthony. White text by the hand reads: "When life goes up in flames, how far will you go for revenge?" At the bottom right, white text reads: "A Julie March Production. Available whenever the author gets her act together." At the bottom left is a movie-rating-style box that reads: "SF: Science Fiction. Post-apocalyptic imagery, The Plague, Conspiracy."
1 tech bro hell-bent on world domination.
4 young adults who just won't die.
The end of the world was only the start of the fight.
#PosterPit #W #SF #NA
A movie poster with a boy with strawberry blonde hair pulled up. He is in a body of water and only his face is not submerged. He has is back to the viewer and is looking up at the stars above. A NEW ADULT/ADULT UPMARKET CONTEMPORARY A Novel By Brook B THE STARS & THE GHOST THEY CREATED HAUNTING" WHEN A COLLEGE STUDENT WITH SECRETS TO HIDE COLLIDES WITH A GIRL WHO IS USED TO RUNNING AWAY, NEITHER KNOWS JUST HOW DEEP THE CRACKS IN THEIR FOUNDATIONS MIGHT GO-BUT SOMETIMES THE WALLS MUST FALL FOR THE BEAUTY BENEATH TO BE REVEALED. NOW QUERYING
MY FRIENDS x EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM WILL SOMEDAY BE DEAD
A boy with secrets to hide collides with a girl who is used to running away, leaving both with broken walls and fractured, but healing, hearts.
✨ past trauma and grief
🧠 mental health rep
🖋️ college campus setting
#PosterPit #Q #A #NA
A dark fantasy book poster showing a luminous yellow rose partially consumed by shadow, representing the battle between light and darkness. The title Born of Light, Cursed by Darkness spans the image, with the tagline “Magic lives in your color, when it fades, so do you.” Additional text highlights themes like found family, mental resilience, and a romance where he falls first. Behind the image: I took a picture of a single yellow rose, using my Iphone on the studio setting. I used my black snack container, lol, to prop the rose up. Snapped the picture and uplaoded it to add the text and elements :)
On Runyan, magic lives in color, & Darkness is draining it away. At Wychlith, an academy where losing in The Cage costs pieces of your soul, Rihalyn must uncover her power while being claimed by the tyrant's son, Kieran, whose Darkness may consume the Light she carries.
#PosterPit #Q #A #F #DF
Movie poster with a teal background image of a Parisian riverside landscape with colourful macarons in the foreground, imps and cats decorating the corners. Title: Macarons and Monsters. A novel by Elodie Turquois. Logline: Paris has a dark sense of humour. Above title: ND/Queer Rep, Contemporary fantasy, Folklore creatures. Emily in Paris x T. Kingfisher. Below: Love triangle, Academic rage. Coming to inboxes this summer.
#posterpit #A #F #H for fans of Heather Fawcett and T. Kingfisher, Macarons and Monsters follows a neurodivergent anthropology student terrified of fairies who discovers her sweet tooth and self-acceptance in Paris. What will scare her more: eldritch horrors or academia’s systems of oppression?
Poster for HEART OF BONE by Mylee J. Miller
Tatum and Atticus are Singers in a world where music is forsaken, and when they're forced to compete to become heir to the most powerful Singer of all, they'll do anything to escape her trials—even die.
Coming from S&S and Alcove Press, Spring 2027!
#PosterPit #AG #DF
Posterpit entry. Cosy, fantasy, romance. Title: a guide to living with dragons. 2026 revpit winner. A novel by Olinda brown. One thing that always made Orelia feel better was bread, freshly baked bread.
#PosterPit #W #F #R #A #DisabilityRep
THE KEEPER OF MAGICAL THINGS X THE ENCHANTED GREENHOUSE
🍰some unhinged pie and pastry eating from our resident dragon
🦏magical rhino-horse hybrids created by a wayward mage
🍵sweet farmer neighbour who makes the best tea
✨️ questionable potion results
A movie poster designed by lia. Primary colors: white and red. | The background: dainty hands reach for a window and attempt to pry it open. The glass is shattered with what looks like a bullet hole. | The text: Luck & Other Choices: thoroughly revised and back in inboxes May 2026. | Comps: The God of the Woods meets Outer Banks and Courtney Summers's The Project. | Genre: Upper Young Adult Contemporary thriller. | Tagline: "Dead things don't leave the garden, they sink into the dirt." | Reviews: "Evocative." 5 Stars! "Heart Pounding and propulsive." "Ripped my heart out and left me wanting more." | Starring: Shiloh Atkinson, Jett Sergeant, Kaia Castello, and Declan Pierce.
GOD OF THE WOODS
meets OUTER BANKS X THE PROJECT
When the governor’s daughter vanishes from a coastal Maine town after defying her father's order to abort her baby, she has 90 days to reclaim control of her body and her future.
#PosterPit #YA #Q #C #T #NA
IMAGE: an overgrown trolley car with two blue seats facing one another, an idyllic meadow beyond TEXT: We Expected More as title, text beneath is "Found Family," "Gals Being Pals (And Also Not)," and "Aliens & More" Finally at the bottom: (OPTIMISTIC DYSTOPIA AT ITS QUEEREST)
Heart of Gold episode of Firefly🚀 FEATURING a genderless alien race of clones👽, SET IN a flooded post-collapse Philadelphia🌇! But make it a trauma recovery journey shared between a queer group of friends🏳️🌈
Would you save a world that'd only ever hurt you?
#PosterPit #AG #SPF #SF #A
Image of the back of a young white male baseball player wearing a gray hoodie and maroon baseball cap. He is leaning against a chain link fence and his arm in a black baseball glove outstretched, looking to his right. The field behind him shows daytime and a tall pole of lights. The text says, As Emerson figures out his path after graduation, he balances his dreams, his family, and the first woman he's ever loved. Where We Land.
In WHERE WE LAND, the sequel to AT YOUR PACE, Emerson and Valeria take on senior year of college. He's looking for baseball coaching jobs. She's applying to Ph.D. programs. Will they find a way to reach their dreams together, or will their paths diverge upon graduation?
#PosterPit #W #NA #R
a mock movie poster whith the title WHEN LIGHT IS NOT ENOUGH. The tagline says save the realm, or save yourself. It also has text that says "portal romantasy new adult" and "C-PTSD rep dbt coded magic system. There is a young woman with long blonde hair and a white dress with a flower crown looking up with a hand on her face.
INUYASHA x SAILOR MOON x DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS
🥍College lacrosse player turned fated magical girl (portal fantasy)
🧠 C-PTSD rep
✨DBT coded magic system
❤️🔥Forbidden romance
🧑🧑🧒🧒Found Family after family trauma
⚔️Sexy sparring
🎲D&D wild magic
#posterpit #w #r #f #na
For lovers of BLACK MIRROR, INCEPTION, and WEST WORLD THE KINGDOM OF NOD or, The Singleton Code life is but a dream AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE APRIL 2027 A NOVEL BY EW DOC PARRIS STARRING SEPH SINGLETON • ADAM MEYER • JIMMY BANKS • SHANDALA SCOTT-JACKSON and introducing CARTER DANIELS R RESTRICTED UNDER 17 REQUIRES ACCOMPANYING PARENT OR ADULT GUARDIAN ADULT SCIENCE FICTION THRILLER STANDALONE 102K WORDS -ai
BLACK MIRROR+INCEPTION+WEST WORLD
When Seph Singleton uses nanotechnology to repair her father's stroke-damaged brain, she opens a pandora's box of ground-breaking tech including dream-sharing VR tech that unleashes a darkness from humanity's collective unconscious.
#PosterPit #A #SF
ALT: A Genie lamp on its side spilling ash and smoke that rises in a black background. A movie title: Havetsavain Academy of Arcane: The Other School is bolded with the description ‘In the Bermuda Triangle, Havetsavain Academy of Arcane has invited all the magical cultures to learn under one roof, together to build a brighter future. However, there are those who look at Havetsavain with disgust and concern. The phrase ‘Don’t fix what’s not broken’ is a phrase fit for those turning their heads from the cracks, willing to chip away at something else to preserve their perspective. Ava and Millie, two First-Years, explore the halls while dealing with the controversy the school has brought to the Witch Community. ‘ written below
'Hello nice to meet you.'
The cheerful introduction to the emotionally pivoting series of Havetsavain. ‘The Other School’ serves as a light hearted fantasy academia book, that slowly unfolds into the more demented sides of a vast magical hierarchy.
#booksky #posterpit #F #MG #posterpitp
A vertical poster for "MARK OF THE JESTER" features a split-color design: white on the left with black elements and black on the right with white elements. A thin border frame at the top contains the phrase "A DARK FANTASY." The central image consists of a large, stylized jester’s mask split down the middle to match the background. The mask features one hollow eye hole and a wide, grinning mouth colored deep red. Four mirrored rose silhouettes surround the mask. The title is rendered in a distressed, hand-drawn font. On the left, a black laurel wreath contains the text, "A most unreliable narrator!" On the right, a white laurel wreath contains the text, "Horror! Madness! Laughs!" The bottom left includes an "R" rating box with warnings for violence, sexual content, language, and disturbing images. The bottom right lists "WRITTEN and DIRECTED by B. VAN BODEGOM" above a synopsis regarding a jester and a king.
THE LIES OF LOCKE LAMORA × BEST SERVED COLD × THE BUTCHER BOY
When a Court Jester snaps and brutally murders the tyrant king, he must perform and slay his way out of a kingdom in chaos, hunted by loyalists, hailed by rebels, while his sanity slips and fractures.
#PosterPit #W #A #F #H
Image: A scared teen girl, and a ghost girl with bloody tears. TEXT: This dangerous world is scarier than a vengeful ghost. The Truth of Fear. Young Adult Feminist Horror. BECOME THE THING TO FEAR. # The East River Wraith. Accolades: Big 5 editor requests. Best Submission Award. Winner WriteHive mentorship.
🖤Find Courage in Fear
🖤Power in Rage
🖤And Become The One They're Afraid of
THE TRUTH OF FEAR
A Good For Her Horror with Girls Who Scare Boys, Revenge, Reclaiming Power, ooh & Romance
Meet the New Urban Legend #TheEastRiverWraith
#SPF Upper #YA Feminist #H
Revising & Soon to be #Q #PosterPit
WICKED MEETS LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS ZENORA VIVRA MELODY SHARPE FERN VIVRA AUDREY THREE A film by Victoria Jayne The Unfortunate Garden Witch's Guide to Kissing Girls A warm hug in movie form! -New York Times
#PosterPit #YA #F #R #Q
WICKED X LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
An autistic, transfemme, plant-killing garden witch teams up with a rival music witch to care for an ancient flower. When a meltdown turns it sapient, she must try to turn it back before she loses everything she’s gained.
This is. Dance off. If you see this repost a Dance. 🌹
ASHMARKED
#A #F #Q #PosterPit
Raised in a ruthless Faith system, a woman discovers its power is sustained by a Darkness bound to her life. When the truth marks her as a threat, she must sever the tether before she becomes the monster the Faith needs to justify its power, its violence, and lies...
A movie poster for “HELL IS WORK” a hand with white painted fingernails holding a shiny apple. Reflected in the apple is a silhouette of a businessman’s shadow with demon horns in the background there is a graph of financial decline over a burning silhouette of the Cleveland skyline. The tagline at the bottom says “HELL IS EMPTY AND ALL THE DEMONS ARE IN POLO SHIRTS”
THE OFFICE X GOOD OMENS
A satire of both business and the supernatural, Virgil Mora, Hell's Consultant, must restore Heaven's faith in Hell by saving a vampire-run Ohio gas station in just three months to save his job and Lucifer, the angel he's fallen for.
#PosterPit #A #F #W #LGBT
NO TIME WASTED
Little Mermaid X Upon a Starlit Tide X Emily Wilde’s Encyclopaedia of Faeries
“A witch’s bargain brings them to the same realm, but failure brings them together.”
#a #ft #r #wip #posterpit @posterpitevent.bsky.social
A spaceship flies, low, over a rocky plain, a towering city with earthen walls in the distance. A large moon looms overhead, and two figures stand silhouetted in the foreground near a low hut: one holding a spear, and one an upraised and defiant sword. Fake accolades adorn the top of the image as in a movie posted, and the tagline: THE GODS ARE BACK AND THEY WANT YOUR PLANET runs along the city wall. The title, CASCADE, sits at the bottom just over fake movie credits.
IN A WORLD
Where the gods who abandoned humanity have returned…
And they’re not offering deliverance, but destruction…
Two rogue engineer priests and two sibling warriors must take a stand.
Together, they'll bring hell to the gods
ASHES OF THE SUN 🤝 HORIZON 0 DAWN
#PosterPit #Q #A #SF #F #BookSky
ACTING INN LOVE
To save her family’s Mackinac Island inn, Mara stars in a Bridgerton-esque TV show filming on the island opposite an arrogant teen heartthrob. When the show’s future is at risk, she teams up with him to save it. #posterpit #ya #R #W
movie poster for the project She is King, featuring art by ilyscia of the main character, Morgan, and her knights.
ARTHURIAN LORE X SAILOR MOON
👑 Reincarnated King Arthur, but make it Magial Girl
⚔️ Epic battles with magical weapons a-plenty
💋 Slow burn romance with extra pining
🌈 Queer Friendships
🌩️ All Myths are Real, and they're coming to kick Mordred's ass
#PosterPit #NA #F #Q
A soldier’s helmet on a bright red background, with the outline of rosary beads on top of it. The heading reads “THE LORD BE WITH THEM”, with other text around it including the author’s name, a quote from a beta reader, and elements of the book.
An unhappily married couple in war-torn England must each embark on a journey of self-discovery, when one falls in love with someone else.
#PosterPit #HF #A #R #W
🪽To save her dog from monsters ravaging her world, a cynical warrior is forced into a volatile alliance with an idealistic king—or risk losing the one thing she refuses to let go of.
🕷️THE CRUEL PRINCE x NINTH HOUSE x FOURTH WING
#posterpit #F #Q #R
Movie poster for Heart of the Wilds, and adult romantic fantasy novel. Tagline: the folk exiled her. Her lover betrayed her. Her kingdom forgot her. Now she’s the only one who can save them. Excerpt quote: “time to come out of the shadows little thief” The image depicts all a foggy landscape with a shadow of a thief. “An immersive world and story told through the eyes of an amazing cast of characters.” - you probably
The Heiress is dead, or that’s what she wants people to believe. Etta has no plans to return. It isn’t until she stumbles upon a an ancient power that she realizes her past may be closer on her heels than she thinks.
🧚Reluctant Allies
✨Fate v. Free Will
#PosterPit #Q #F #A
As the Stone King's reign crumbles, alliances form in unexpected places. But can they withstand the chaos that follows?
🎭 MultiPOV
👑 Court intrigue
🐉 Mythical beasts
🪄 Magic
🙏 Sinister faith
👁️ gods are real
🇰🇪 Kenyan mythology
💔 Love vs duty
#posterpit #a #f