Special shout-out to Morgan and Alex for single handily getting #NWSLtoCBUS done.

My kids now refer to colonoscopy prep as “chugging the goo” so thank you ACES Radio (also go get your colonoscopy).

OH HELL YEAH

#crew96

@acesradio.bsky.social aftershocks are still hitting the masses

#NWSLtoCBUS 🙏🙏🙏

INSIDE OF EVERY BOY IS AN OLD MAN CONGRATULATING HIM.

Welcome Chase Adams, the official soccer player of ACES Radio. #Crew96

Uh-oh @acesradio.bsky.social , someone's coming for SelanMX's crown

Ok #crew96 friends, can you let me in on an inside joke? Ha. Where did “chug that goo” come from?

Many people on the streets are saying that with Morgan and Alex doing most if not all of the heavy lifting behind the scenes, the NWSL was never not going to end up in Cowtown.

#ThankYouBoys 🙏

#Crew96 in the Jeff AGOOs Group.

We’re going to Chug that Goo out of the Cup when we win the whole damn thing

Have they thought of a cool match ignitor like crashing a Cessna into the scoreboard to get people hyped?

🔍👀

Found some archival @acesradio.bsky.social footage of Daddy Drabs and Baby Morgan at the museum this weekend

I took a bunch of pictures this weekend of daddy motorcycles with smaller motorcycle offspring attached to them. Unrelated, but can confirm the South is covered in plant cum.

@acesradio.bsky.social @morganhughes.bsky.social

A friend told me I should, so I listened to @acesradio.bsky.social today.

😳

Sidecar motorcycle.

@acesradio.bsky.social 👀

-Bront exploits children for free labor
Morgan forgets Jeremy’s name 🐧
-STC boys preemptively take the credit for NWSLtoCBUS
-John Zidar is the Pete Edwards of ACES Radio
-How much poop do you have in *your* butt? 💩

Wow so true 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Been thinking about what would be the funniest true identity of the #Crew96 Rhino and I’ve landed on Shrek of @acesradio.bsky.social infamy as the correct answer.

Hey @acesradio.bsky.social found Darby's dating site

tldr; #crew96

-Morgan is wrong
-Man who has mated with an eagle tries to describe motorcycle reproduction 🏍️
-If Pam holds the button down can she see tubes with butts only?
-Hunt the crynoceros 🦏
-AIPAC replaces Frankie Hejduk during pre-game

And I'm joined as always by AAA, the absentee amateur artist himself, Captain Jean-Luc The Wet Poison Art, everyone's favorite ancient ruin, Darby the 40-year-old man-child, Schnarffes, fellas, Mapaches, lads from different dads, brothers from different mothers, and amigos.

Somehow the Apple Podcast auto transcript made @john-zidar.bsky.social even cooler during the @acesradio.bsky.social intro

Time to rot my mind as I drive to Louisville. (Un)Luckily this will take most of the drive.

THE BOY NAILS IT AGAIN.

Darrin’s song from Episode 214 🛻

Nate’s song from Episode 214 🐣

Episode 214: NWSL to Columbus? (Motorcycle Sidecar Edition) Podcast Episode · ACES Radio · March 27 · 3h 8m

Episode 214: NWSL to Columbus (Motorcycle Sidecar Edition) is live, shitlords.

#Crew96 #NWSLtoCBUS

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#StankOnTour commences. Crew U15s face off against NYCFC at 9:00am meanwhile milady and Stankette and I are driving down. Fortunately the latest episode of @acesradio.bsky.social should last most of the 15 hour drive.