#demoncopperhead by Barbara kingsolver is a masterpiece. The writing and storytelling have me hooked

Washington: 250 million honeybees escape overturned truck in US Master bee-keepers are called to the scene after a truck containing 70,000 pounds of active honey bee hives flipped over.

BBC News - Warning after 250 million bees escape overturned truck in US
www.bbc.com/news/article... @jamiesmart.bsky.social has looshkin got a passport? The bees have been unleashed.

@neillcameron.bsky.social we meant to ask on Tuesday in Liverpool, is little Timmy a timbit from Tim Hortons?

Just saw a former boxing heavyweight champion showing visitors around a village in scotland. Good to see bus-tour Douglas

@davidjoy.bsky.social is one of the greatest writers working today. Thems the facts

I ate my lunch way to early today. I suffer from premature esnackulation

My top ten video ranking tennis equipment has been taken off YouTube and sent to the police because of racket-tiering

Forgot it was footballer fancy dress day. I’ll go get changed into my Trent Alexander Arnold costume. I’ll be right back.

I remember a bed and breakfast once that told me I had to fix the road if I wanted to stay there. It was a force tar hotel.

You're so vane,
You probably spin a lot when it's windy...

I refuse to go along with Elon musk. That's why I'm not calling them ex girlfriends and will call them twitter girlfriends instead

Wolverhampton turns into werewolverhampton on a full moon #puns

Just finished Dennis lehane since we fell. Feels like two really good books slammed together to make a great third book. Fantastic as always

Class

Peak

Just been arrested after I trampled over sting's herb garden and destroyed everything. I'm being charged with wasting police thyme.

Selling some of my spine saws collection. I've had to cut back

@lukeaaronmoore.bsky.social dropping conurbation into the pod yesterday. Fantastic word .

@footballramble.bsky.social catching up on Saturdays episode. Sports books. a life too short- Ronald rengs biography on Robert enke. I've recommended it to so many people. it's incredible story

I hate to stereotype but I used 2 hands on the keyboard writing this #puns

99% of my interactions with people

I turned down a job at a thermometer factory. I told them I'm just not looking for temp work.

I've done this with the saved by the bell theme song

Oh this is niche but it popped into my head.

-Im still not over losing at a boardgame when I went to see a Bulgarian football team

-Ludo regrets?

-No it was at cska Sofia.

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Will Nosferatu make sense if I haven't seen Nosferat-one

Ancient greek god of the sea. Po-side-on. #puns

To pay for Christmas I'm setting up an onlyfans . You'll get a notification every time I need to pee. So you can watch me live stream

It's messy, it's raw , it's a masterpiece #neilyoung

Yes!