Ukiyo-e illustration representing the poet Kaga no Chiyo carrying a bucket of water from a well. Caption reads: See the forest for the poetry

See the forest for the poetry

Utagawa Kuniyoshi, Chiyo of Kaga Province, about 1845, Museum of Fine Arts Boston #arthistory #puns

Happy #SomethingOnAStickDay
🍡

#saturdayfun #puns #somethingspecial #wordplay

A Fishy #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy #fun

God cursed the world by giving me the ability to draw xD
#cursed #puns #koala #qualitypun #dadjokes #furryart #furry

Sometimes I think I have a superiority complex...
But then I realize I’m better than that.

#puns #jokes

It's so cold outside
I saw a politican with his hands in his own pockets.

#puns
#jokes

What happens if you forget to pay your Exorcist?...

You get repossessed.

#Puns #DadJokes

Timeline cleanse
#Owls #birds #puns

Cursev_Puns - Twitch -Banquet for Fools Ch.5-

It's been a busy day, but let's set the table once more and feast some more on this amazing game.

-Banquet for Fools Ch.5- "Fool to the brim with exploration. There might be some quests will to banquet for later for once we are stronger."
#IndieGames #CRPG #Puns
www.twitch.tv/cursev_puns

Caption: Everyone: "Are you gonna continue to post stupid memes?" Me: [picture of bouy that says, "Yeah bouy."]

The puns just keep coming!

#puns #punny #memes

💍 Two slices of bread got married. The wedding was amazing…

Until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.

#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan

[A team of glaziers wax lyrical how they'd go about taking on Dracula...]

...Everything was explained in painstaking detail...

#Puns #Jokes #DadJokes #Dracula #Vampires

⚡ I told my boss that 3 different companies are after me, so I need a raise if he wants me to stay. He asked which companies…

I told him, the gas company, the electric company and the water company.

#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan

Portrait of a woman in late 18th century fashion, wearing a blue dress, white shawl and a powdered hairstyle. Caption reads: Guiding rights

Guiding rights

Alexander Kucharsky, Olympe de Gouges, 18th century, Private Collection #arthistory #puns

#funny #humorsky #jokes #music #devil #puns #funnypuns #musiclovers #readingcommunity #writingcommunity

🐢🍞🤦‍♂️ #Turtle #Bread #Puns 🤦‍♂️🍞🐢

Did you know there’s a name for when you let soap slip through your fingers and don’t catch it?

It’s called Failing the Bar Exam.

#DadJokeSky #DadJokes #WordplaySky #Wordplay #PunSky #Puns

🎩 I told my wife that I thought our kids were spoiled…

She said they all smell like that

#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan

🌳 A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there…

Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan

New dumb joke time from my brain:

Why did the astronaut's muscles hurt in space?

Because they were full of gaLACTIC acid.🚀🥁 #dadjoke #puns

Mexican headwear that turns you into a donkey: a som-bray-ro.

#puns #tf #transformation

You're Waffle-ly Cute 💛🥰
#WaffleDay

#waffleswaffleswaffles #wafflelover #webcomics #puns #cuteart #illustratedart #foodpuns

🚗 I asked my friend why he gave up his career as a Farmer…

He said he chose the wrong field.

#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan

Let's play #FreakyFrozenTreat on this week's #HashtagGame WINNING TWEETS go up on weeklyhumorist.com #funny #jokes #puns #hashtags

🏷️ The furniture salesman told me, "This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems!”…

I said, "Where am I going to find 5 people without any problems?"

#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
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.
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As mushroom as possible.

#puns #funny #canada

Meme with a photo of the Pillsbury Dough Boy character. Meme text reads: "SAD NEWS... Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough and Dill Dough, plus they had one in the oven. Service were held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes."

I hope this gives you a much-kneaded laugh today.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #Pillsbury #PillsburyDoughBoy #BreadPuns #DadPuns #Playdoh

Photo of a very cute Labrador dog with his/her face resting on the edge of a bed, looking longingly at the camera. Meme text reads, "Good Morning... I'm just going to wag my tail against noisy stuff until you wake up, because I love you."

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A Labracadabrador.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #Dogstodon […]

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Wanna Philly Lil Cheese Steak? 🧀🥩🤣
#CheesesteakDay

#puns #phillycheesesteak #foodpuns #cuteart

Photo of a cat staring out a window while standing only on its back two legs. Meme text reads, "Me looking out the window to see what season we're doing today."

Where I live (near Chicago), the running joke is always, "If you don't like the weather, just wait a few minutes for the seasons to change again." That is always especially true in the Spring.

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