🌟 Lost my life's research on how to cure excessive itching…
Looks like I'll have to start from scratch
#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan
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A Withered #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #puns #comedy #fun
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#jokes #dadjokes #cornyjokes #puns
Q: What do you get when you cross a construction worker with a matador?
A: a BULLdozer!
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I wonder if red cards taste like strawberries😋🍓
#comics #comicstrip #gaminglife #humor #littleanimatedme #MagicMarch #MagictheGatheringCommunity #originalcomic #puns #tabletopgame #webcomicsofinstagram
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😂 I stayed at a horrible motel called The Fiddle…
in reality it was a Vile Inn
#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan
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Esosa is back with more puns 😂 Just a little joy for your timeline!
#Comedy #blackjoy #Puns #OnyxImpact
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If you do recursive programming in Logo is it turtles all the way down?
#puns #programming
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I Willed This #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #puns #comedy #fun
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🤒 I'm so sick of the letter N…
Always being the center of attention.
#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan
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The Hofämterspiel (Courtly Household Cards) is one of the earliest intact packs of playing cards. The Nerryn is a female court "Fool", she is illustrated in yellow robes, a white headscarf, and no shoes. Caption reads: Play by your own fools
Play by your own fools
Artist Unknown, The Fool from the Hofämterspiel, 1455-1457, Kunsthistorisches Museum Vienna #arthistory #puns
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If you like a Irish man Wandering around #Ireland with his cute #Labrador making #puns. Have I got the video for you!
youtube.com/shorts/LxfDP...
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⌨️ I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a big barcode…
. I said "are you two an item?"
#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan
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April ##Promosky!
Level 39 gamer, leveling to 40 this month, always looking for new friends to engage with.
Interests include:
#Anime
#Chronotrigger
#Equality
#FinalFantasy
#KBBQ
#KingdomHearts
#Metroid
#MTG
#Overwatch
#PathofExile
#Puns
#Retro
#Warcraft
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Let's play #AprilFoolsNews on this week's #HashtagGame WINNING TWEETS go up on weeklyhumorist.com #funny #jokes #puns #hashtags
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#SorryCharlieDay
Sorry Charlie You're Off Tuna...
#starkist #puns #AprilFoolsDay #webcomics #ocean
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🍼 I'm in search for someone to assist with milking cows on my dairy farm…
Must work well with udders.
#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan
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seven seeds now sown
seven songs into the world
seed signal is now alive
#haiku4u #metaphor #beginnings #yes_we_will #yes_we_did #puns
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Did you hear about the new company making cute houses for horses?
It's a pretty stable business.
#dadjokes #yqr #jokes #puns
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#humorsky #humor #funny #doglovers #dogjokes #funnydogs #puns #funnypuns #writingcommunity #readingcommunity #dogs
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A criminal line-up with four candy Peeps and a real baby chicken. The thought balloon over the chick reads, "Oh, this is bullshit..."
Bonus #DadJoke
Q: How do you know where the Easter Bunny hides his treasure?
A: Eggs marks the spot.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour […]
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Comic with an Easter Bunny wearing teenage fashion and low-hanging pants. He is in a store looking at a display of Peeps candy. The Easter Bunny is looking at the display and says, "Yo." Meme text reads: "The Easter Bunny at the candy store, giving a shout-out to his Peeps."
Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hare-line.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns […]
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Photo of a hand holding a bag of plastic green Easter grass. Meme text reads, "Don't ever buy grass from the Easter Bunny."
Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?
A: Hip Hop!
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #Easter […]
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Meme with two images of a happy Pillsbury Doughboy. The left Doughboy is white and puffy, exclaiming "He is risen!" Under that doughboy, the text says "Happy Easter!" On the right, a Pillsbury Doughboy is brown and speckled like unleavened bread. His text says, "He is not!" Under that doughboy, the text reads, "Happy Passover!" Meme credit: MrDavid.com
Bonus #Jokes for #Passover
Q: What army base is off limits on Passover?
A: Fort Leavenworth
Q: Did you hear about the gefilte fish that went deaf?
A: He had to buy a herring-aid.
Q: How does Moses make beer?
A: Hebrews it!
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday […]
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