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Q: What do you get when you cross a construction worker with a matador?
A: a BULLdozer!
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Why I had to stop using my blender. 🥤 The punchline is actually pretty solid. Subscribe for weekly episodes!
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Very, very late Valentine’s Day postcards for the three special people in my life.
#watercolor #Valentinesday #cornyjokes #postcard #coloredpencils
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Love, love, love #CornyJokes. This is stellar.
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It's National Popcorn Day and National Imagination day. #NationalPopcornDay #NationalImaginationDay
You can imagine where the kernel of an idea came from for this t-shirt.
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when is a child not a child?
when it becomes apparent
#shitpost #jokes #cornyjokes #dadjokes
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn’t have the guts to do it! 😆 #cornyjokes from a six-year-old.
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#CornyJokes 🌽😅
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Aisle. Altar. Hymn. I'LL ALTER HIM. 💒😂
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I presume that you were a Christmas cracker joke writer in your previous career #cornyjokes 😂
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The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is always a whim a way...a whim away
It's #lionday
🪴🦁🪴
#funnycats #lions #torties #cornyjokes #webcomics #weirdholiday #randomholiday
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“Some jokes don’t need explaining… but we’ll still tell them. 😂 Which one got you — Drop your favorite in the comments and share it with someone who loves a good groan-worthy punchline! 👇
#DadJokes #PunIntended #PunLife #CornyJokes #JokeOfTheDay
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Corny joke I made for an RP a few hours ago:
What did the high note say to the low note?
“If you’re down there, then I’m in Treble!”
#badjokes #cornyjokes #badpuns #musicpun #originaljoke
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What do you call a fibbing cat? 🐈
A lion. 🦁😄
#humor #Smile #CornyJokes
Have a awesome day!
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Good morning beautiful people!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems! 📖➗🤣
#Humor #Smile #CornyJokes
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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.🤣
#Humor #Laugh #CornyJokes
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What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚😂
#Humor #Laugh #TooPunny #EggstraFunny #CornyJokes
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How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese! 🐭📸🤣
#Friday #Humor #Smile #CornyJokes
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Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! 🥗😳🤣
#Humor #Smile #Laugh #CornyJokes
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It’s Wednesday! We’re halfway to the weekend… and halfway to losing our minds. 😵💫😂
#Humor #Laugh #CornyJokes #HumpDayHumor
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A photo of a cornfield with a "Corn Hub" logo that looks suspiciously close to the Porn Hub logo.
With USAID being defunded, farmers look for new ways to make ends meet.
Corny 😏🤭😁
#farmers #puns #lol #corny #DadJokes #CornyJokes #CornHub
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My Kiddo Looking for Any Excuse Not to go to Sleep:
I’ve really got a runny nose today.
Me: It’s not running it’s right here.
My Kiddo: (pause…processing…epic side eyes 👀 )
Didn’t even know she was old enough to do 1 side eye, let alone 2 🤷🏽♀️
#mommyjokes #momsky #parenting #cornyjokes #jokes
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A friend of mine told me they were diagnosed with Tom Jones Syndrome. I said to them, "Wow! Sounds serious! Is it common?"
She replied, "It's not unusual."
#CornyJokes
#DadJokes
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What did the horse say when he fell down?
"Help! I've fallen, and I can't giddy-up!"
It's all good now, though. He's in stable condition.
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#DadJokes
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In Hawaii, it is illegal to laugh at too loudly at jokes.
Yeah, you have to keep it a low ha.
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#DadJokes
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