Why was the Easter Bunny so grumpy today? —He was having a bad hare day.
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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally.
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Sunday #dadjoke 🥔🤣😂😁
Happy Easter!
You want to make Easter easier this year?
Simple: replace the "t" with an "i" You're welcome.
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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Michigan's problem is that every time they are getting set up in their half court offense, they are waiting for Cadeau. #cbb #DadJoke #FinalFour
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I want to get into making mugs but I don't know if I can handle it.
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old guy and friend in front of chinese lanterns that look like birds
old guy in front of chinese lanterns that look like roses
old guy in front of chinese lanterns that look like flamingos
old guy in front of chinese lanterns that look like bears
Sunday, i got to help out at #AnimalsAglow, the chinese lantern lantern festival going on thru mid-may. in addition to our conservation messaging, i came up with a bad #dadjoke for the adults while i was helping discuss frogs and how we can help them out. Here it is:
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Bounce This #DadJoke Around 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #jokes #puns #comedy #fun
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I was balancing an egg on my head. To my surprise it hatched and the baby bird peed right on my head. It was a chick pee... #dadjoke
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You're studying marine mammals?
...
For what porpoise?
BA-DUM TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Dad Joke of the week! #dadjokes #dadjoke #fridayhumor #parenting #fatherhood
Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day March.
If April showers bring May flowers… what do May flowers bring? —Pilgrims.
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A Withered #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #puns #comedy #fun
"Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can't jump." #DadJoke #PunDay #FridayFunnyQuote