Someone once looked at a “Z” and said “yeah, that looks like a how a snore sounds.”
#funny #humour #humor #badjoke #joke
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I start things with great enthusiasm, but can't be bothered to fin
#humour #humoursky
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The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
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tankerTWEETland comix No. 2105 - Millie: “the curse of the backyard…” Part 1 (4/6/2026) #webcomics #webcomic #comics #DiscoverComics #humor #humour #Satire #Memes #memesdaily #Millie #prudence #people #friends #Coffee #family #LOL #digging #grandpapa #nellie #primrose #WTF #backyard #digging #omg
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£20 and I won't ground you for a month for trying to hold me to ransom.
Taken from 👇
foreverworkinprogress.blogspot.com/2025/07/you-...
#humour #shortstory #fiction #creativewriting #writer
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Dear radio station, don’t pander;
Kindly program your music with candor.
Though I’d rather not #carp
And I hate to sound sharp,
Calling “country harp” classical’s slander.
#DailyHaikuPrompt #Carp #Music #ClassicalMusic #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #Poems #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems
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Mèmes d'amour quotidiens sur Xder #mèmes #petiteamie #petitsamis #amour #humour #viral #pourtoi #foryou #fyp #relation #amour #xder
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There's one guy told me:
"Writing - it's a silly hobby, it's easy. Try crypto"
And I finally used:
"Yes, you're right. So fuck you"
And blocked him.
Feels amazing 😇
#writing #humour
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Je pensais être guéri mais mon médecin vient d'augmenter mon traitement.
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J'ai du mal à avaler la pilule.
( #humour)
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The usual Monday morning chatter🗣️
#officehumour #humour #yapping
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When couples try role play after years together, expectations can be high. Reality, however, may involve laminated checklists, paperwork, and strict safety protocols.
Full story in the pinned post. #LongTermLove #Humour
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Dans le doute, faites-le fondre dans une poêle en teflon.
Enquête: des traces de chocolat retrouvées dans la plupart des cadmiums de Pâques selon 60 millions de conspirateurs
#humour #satire #paques #paques2026 #chocolat
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« On continue ! On ne lâche rien ! »
#Macron, a adressé une lettre enthousiaste aux adhérents de #Renaissance pour les 10 ans de la création du mouvement «En Marche». Il y dresse un bilan élogieux de cette décennie #politique et exhorte ses soutiens à […]
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🎠 The person who invented the ferris wheel never met the person who invented the merry go round…
They traveled in different circles.
#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan
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Brooklyn-Nine-Nine: Une belle continuité!
// 🎙️PODCAST disponible ce mercredi sur vos plateformes préférées ! 🟢🟣 // 📺Version de 28 min diffusé sur MAtv ce vendredi 23h30 #podcast #humour #comedie #quebec #fyp #shorts #brooklyn #humour #série #podcast #comédie
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Jeremy Hansen apporte un peu de nous dans l’espace!
PODCAST disponible sur vos plateformes préférées ! #podcast #humour #comedie #quebec #fyp #shorts #nasa #lune #artemis2 #voyagelunaire
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two people in bunny suits covered in blood and holding clubs
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L'agent de bord qui dit TOUJOURS la vérité 😱
#humour #comedie #avion #agentdebord #verite #malaise #quebecois #meme #viral #Sora
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🐠 Why don't fish write great pop songs?
They hate catchy hooks
#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan
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Twitter interaction from 2020. Twitter user @HeyMissQueen posts "What's a story you can't wait to tell your grandkids?" To which user @IntergalacticQ retweets in response with: "How my mom made me pump her gas when the DC sniper was active" Twitter for iPad #meme
#MemeADay after Sunday
#meme #memes #humour #shitpost #lmao #shitposting # #DailyMemes
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Mèmes d'amour quotidiens sur Xder #mèmes #petiteamie #petitsamis #amour #humour #viral #pourtoi #foryou #fyp #relation #amour #xder
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Come to my free productivity event. I filmed it in my car as I'm now so productive and have so many sales, I have no time to make videos safely at home.
#humour
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watercolour painting of a side view of a leaping purple monster with his eyes closed and a big grin.
Monster Monday.
Barnaby.
Barnaby is looking for a loving home and will be available for adoption via my book launch this month!
Get notified when my new book goes live!
buff.ly/Q1x61z4
#monstermonday #monsterart #cute #art #cutemonster #artbook #creature #humour #silly #monstermonday
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