“You are moving too much. Please hold still,”
Said a seamstress while sewing a frill
On a dress that was drab
And would never be fab,
Though it WOULD #yield a fabulous bill.
#Haikufeels #Yield #Fashion #Money #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poem
I’ve a #limerick notion — a #glimmer.
It is shimmering. Damn! Now it’s dimmer.
My poor brain’s filled with frost,
And my rhyme primer’s lost.
My slim odds of success have grown grimmer.
#HaikuChallenge #Glimmer #LimerickSunday #Limericks #Humor #Writing #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse
A fellow was planning to plant
Some fruit, but his wife said, “You can’t.
I hate to sound mean,
But your thumbs aren’t green;
Seems your nurturing talents are scant.”
#HaikuChallenge #Garden #SpringPlanting #Gardening #Fruit #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #LightVerse
Bouncy rhythm, playful rhymes, and gentle life lessons—limericks that make poetry pure fun for kids.
Read here: www.wordlelimericks.com/kid-friendly...
#KidsPoetry #Limericks #FunLearning #PoetryForKids #ReadingFun #CreativeWriting
A bootlicking fellow named Ross
Worked in footwear and fawned on his boss.
Many co-workers mocked him.
One gal even socked him.
He's boss now ... and she's on the sauce.
#HaikuChallenge #Fawn #Workplace #Jobs #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems
Game on—but make it poetic. This lively collection of sports limericks blends humor, rhythm, and a dash of competition, turning every match, miss...
Read it here: www.wordlelimericks.com/sports-limer...
#sportsfun #limericks #wordplay #poetrylovers
Harvard researchers say a 20 minute nap has a multitude of benefits.
A #limerick:
A short little nap it is said
Does wonderous things for one’s head
Both memory and mood
Studies show do include
An increase in energy ahead
#nap #limericks
Discover clever limericks that make philosophy fun and thoughtful. Short poems, big ideas, and a touch of humor to inspire your mind and heart.
click.. www.wordlelimericks.com/philosophica...
#Philosophy #Poetry #Limericks #Wordplay #Humor #Books
When my husband suggested a DC trip, my visions of cherry blossoms were sullied by this:
Trump has branded DC with his face:
Banners ev'rywhere! What a disgrace!
Major sites are debased,
By his image defaced.
It's a sight many long to erase!
#Poetry #Trump #Limericks #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics
All 7 Poems of the Week are here, on fuzzy friends, fuzzy thinking & more
lightpoetrymagazine.com#potw
#humor #comedy #satire #limericks #poetry #lightverse ##Trump #POTUS #gasprices #oilprices #MarkwayneMullin #dogs #cats #pets #ChuckNorris #PearlHarborjoke @paullander.bsky.social
Is age just a number? Who knows?
Some say “yes.” Others suff’ring the woes
Of senescence will wage
A war against age,
To disguise the “gifts” aging bestows.
Happy Age Is Just A Number Day! (March 22)
#Aging #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems
My treasured gold #chain has a knot,
Which I’d meant to repair, but forgot.
I returned to the #chain
Where I bought it … in vain;
Now it’s naught but a large, empty lot.
#vssdaily #Chain #Jewelry #Shopping #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems
My war in Iran’s going great! Ev’ry option I’ve chosen’s first rate. But the “fake news” is claiming The opposite, blaming My acts for the glitch with the Strait. They are trying to make me lose face, And it’s THEIR fault I’m losing my base. But I’ll get them back soon, And they’ll sing a new tune… Cuz my pal Brendan Carr’s on the case. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
If Trump Could Write Limericks (2-Verse Limerick)
www.madkane.com/madness/2026...
#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Excursion #FakeNews #Media #Carr #BrendanCarr
Ol' Smoky Eye rolled into town,
Her posse all sat themselves down,
They were cooling their heels,
Far too long apres meals,
And angrily left with a frown.
#limericks #arpx
My dear #Spring, I’m sure hoping you’ll shove
Winter out of the way. No kid #glove!
I’m impatient as hell
For a mild #weather spell.
Yours sincerely, Mad Kane, with much love.
#VssDaily #Glove #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #SpringEquinox
Ol' Smoky Eye rolled into town,
Her posse all sat themselves down,
They were cooling their heels,
Far too long for their meals,
And angrily left with a frown.
#limericks #arpx
Many newlyweds blithely assume
They can #change irksome traits of their groom.
But they rarely, if ever,
Fulfill this endeavor...
Brides beware! This may well lead to doom!
#DailyHaikuPrompt #Change #Marriage #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems
There was a young man
From Cork, who got #Limericks
Mixed up with #Haiku
Short, sweet, and full of laughter—birthday limericks that bring smiles to any celebration. Perfect for cards, speeches, or a fun shout-out.
Read here: www.wordlelimericks.com/birthday-lim...
#Birthday #Limericks #Poetry #Humor #Celebration #Funny
I #assure all those yet to #partake
Naught #surpasses the ol’ wake and bake
Gummy to start you off?
Weekend toke and a cough?
Breakfast hash browns with eggs and some steak!
#vss365 #limerick #limericks #poetry
#CatchingUp #HumboldtCounty
3 math-related #limericks I wrote have been published in Scientific American. www.scientificamerican.com/article/poem...
Donald loves to abuse friendly nations,
Hurling insults, demanding prostrations.
Now he's stunned they won't aid
With the Hormuz blockade...
How dare they rebuff his dictations!
#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Excursion
It’s a challenge to bridge the large gap
Between parties who’d rather just #flap
And complain that they’re right,
While their rivals just fight
Cuz they’re mean. So I’d rather just nap.
#vssdaily #Flap #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems #Arguments
All 6 #PoemsOfTheWeek are here:
#TimothéeChalamet #MarcoRubio #draft #TrumpAndDraft #draftdodger #oldage #aging #brainhealth #cats #Taliban #Afghanistan #humor #comedy #satire #limericks #poetry #poetrycommunity #lightverse #funnypoems #parody
lightpoetrymagazine.com#potw
My dear Trump, to pretend your attack
On Iran’s an “excursion” is wack,
For the trauma of war
Leads to tears, blood, and gore:
Many troops that you send won’t come back!
#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Writing #Excursion
Fiona spotted movement…
…and instantly knew who it was.
Her nemesis:
the squirrel.
Apparently the neighborhood animals have started keeping score. 🐿️🐶
#FionaTheRescueMutt #Limericks #PetHumor #DogVsSquirrel
If the #warmth of a bed in the morning,
Were a drug with a pharmacists' warning,
In line folks would get,
Sweet cheeks you can bet,
Such a bliss pill would have us all swarming.
#vss365 #limerick #limericks #poetry
#Bestselling #Kindle #books today
found at online booksellers and www.msipress.com/shop
#humor #medicalhumor #limericks #sonnets #busineshumor #CoroprateAmerica #midlifecareerchange #rheumatoidarthritis #chronicillness #parenting #Judaism #jewishbiographies #Jewishlife #religiousconversion
Anyone else writing some (proper, dirty) limericks for St. Patrick's Day?
#indieauthor #writesky #poetry #stpatricksday #limericks
#stpatricksdaylimericks
Fiona is running for office.
Her campaign promises include:
• more walks
• more treats
• more car rides
It’s a bold platform, but the voters (mostly dogs) seem enthusiastic.
#FionaTheRescueMutt
#RescueDog
#DogHumor
#Limericks
#Poetry
