Many thanks to Light Poetry Magazine for their #poemsoftheweek feature, and for including one of my pieces in the latest batch of poems.
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All 6 #PoemsOfTheWeek are here:
#TimothéeChalamet #MarcoRubio #draft #TrumpAndDraft #draftdodger #oldage #aging #brainhealth #cats #Taliban #Afghanistan #humor #comedy #satire #limericks #poetry #poetrycommunity #lightverse #funnypoems #parody
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At last, the poll we've all been waiting for: who's more popular--POTUS or bugs?
*Click link in thread for all 8 #PoemsOfTheWeek*
#insects #bugs #cockroaches #spiders #ants #Texas #POTUS #politics @paullander.bsky.social @faithsalie.bsky.social @petersagal.bsky.social @tombodett.bsky.social
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The #PoemsoftheWeek from @lightpoetrymag.bsky.social are always a delight. The news, as ever, isn't great. But these poems on current events will at least let you read the news with a smile.
lightpoetrymagazine.com#potw
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All 8 #PoemsOfTheWeek are here
#humor #comedy #satire #poetry #poetrycommunity #lightverse #funnypoems #passports #Greenland #POTUS #ErichvonDaniken #Pokemon
lightpoetrymagazine.com#potw @paullander.bsky.social @aestallings.bsky.social @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social
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So long, officer of the peace. Hello, officer of the pizza...
(Click link in thread for all 9 #PoemsOfTheWeek)
#pizza #police #policeofficer
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All 5 #PoemsOfTheWeek are here, on the demolished #EastWing, a busted #Lego theft ring, #AI marriage and more
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#humor #comedy #satire #limericks #poetry #poetrycommunity #lightverse #funnypoems #parody
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Is the poet's punny pen mightier than POTUS's poison pen? Cast yer votes here...
(Click link in thread for all 8 #PoemsOfTheWeek)
#autopen #Biden #DissedByPOTUS @paullander.bsky.social @michaelgerber.bsky.social @aestallings.bsky.social @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social
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All 8 #PoemsOfTheWeek are here, on topics ranging from #antifa edicts to jungle addicts
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#humor #comedy #satire #limericks #poetry #poetrycommunity #lightverse #funnypoems #parody #robertredford #chimps #cows #JimmyKimmel #crocodiles #briankilmeade #scotland #freedom
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Good news! They haven’t come for us yet—& our poets continue to bravely rhyme it how it is (or soon might be)
*Click link in thread for all 8 #PoemsOfTheWeek
#liberty #freedom #statueofliberty #immigration #immigrants @michaelgerber.bsky.social @paullander.bsky.social @aestallings.bsky.social
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Slow news is good news...
(For all 8 #PoemsOfTheWeek, click link in thread)
#slimesofourtimes #slugs #gastropods @paullander.bsky.social @aestallings.bsky.social @michaelgerber.bsky.social @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social @colemanglenn.bsky.social
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Democracy: deader than we thought?
*Click link in thread for all 10 #PoemsOfTheWeek*
#politics #humor #UKpolitics #comedy #funnypoems #satire @aestallings.bsky.social @michaelgerber.bsky.social @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social @colemanglenn.bsky.social @paullander.bsky.social
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All 6 #PoemsOfTheWeek are here:
lightpoetrymagazine.com#potw
#bikinis #stolenart #CrackerBarrel #TravisKelce #TaylorSwift #TravisAndTayTay #pillows #foodpoisoning
@aestallings.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social @colemanglenn.bsky.social @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @michaelgerber.bsky.social
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An update for those following the kerfuffle over a Danish zoo's quest for carnivore feed...
*Click link in thread for all 12 #PoemsOfTheWeek
#lionfeeding #pony #ponies #pets #zoos #denmark @paullander.bsky.social @michaelgerber.bsky.social @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @aestallings.bsky.social
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As temps soar and sink, we’ve got verse ranging from wildfire-hot to #ICE-cold...
*Click link in thread for all 8 #PoemsOfTheWeek*
#LucilleBall #DesiArnaz #TimothySteele @paullander.bsky.social @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @aestallings.bsky.social @michaelgerber.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social
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All 14 #PoemsOfTheWeek are here, on dinos, dodos, divorcess & more
lightpoetrymagazine.com#potw
#humor #comedy #satire #limericks #poetry #poetrycommunity #lightverse #funnypoems #parody
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Could Dinosaurs dance? As usual, Poems of the Week is thrilled to bring you an exclusive, probably bogus answer
(Scroll thread for all 14 news-based #PoemsOfTheWeek)
#dinosaurnews #dinosaurs @paullander.bsky.social @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @colemanglenn.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social
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Read all 9 #PoemsOfTheWeek here:
lightpoetrymagazine.com#potw
#humor #comedy #satire #limericks #poetry #poetrycommunity #lightverse #funnypoems #parody
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As if we didn't have enough to worry about, now there are...
SHART ATTACKS AT THE BEACH
No, not a typo. Scroll thread for our poem on this breaking story, plus a link to all 9 #PoemsOfTheWeek
*Photo by Deepavali Gaind at Unsplash*
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Proud to publish the world’s first (probably) poem about #FEMA
*Click link in comments for all 10 #PoemsOfTheWeek*
#gallowshumor #Federalbudget #Federal #EmergencyPreparedness #emergencyresponse
@michaelgerber.bsky.social @paullander.bsky.social
@aestallings.bsky.social
#satire
#timothysteele
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All 9 #PoemsOfTheWeek are here...
lightpoetrymagazine.com#potw
#humor #comedy #satire #limericks #poetry #lightverse #funnypoems #parody
@paullander.bsky.social @aestallings.bsky.social @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social @colemanglenn.bsky.social @michaelgerber.bsky.social
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Your classy Monday twofer has arrived…
(Click link in thread for all 13 #PoemsOfTheWeek)
#humanwastepoetry #poopjokesgetywrpoopjokes
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All 9 #PoemsOfTheWeek are here—quite the menagerie, from terrifying crustaceans to a tragic chicken to caged deportees and cage-free politicians.
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#humor #comedy #satire #limericks #poetry #poetrycommunity #lightverse #funnypoems #parody
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Forget The Economist—if you really want to understand international relations, we’ve got you covered.
(And remember to click link in thread for all 9 #PoemsOfTheWeek)
#China #Ukraine
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EGGONOMICS
by Paul Lander
I remember when
Egging a friend’s house didn’t
Double its value.
(Click link in thread for all nine #PoemsOfTheWeek)
#eggs #eggprices @paullander.bsky.social
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All 10 #PoemsOfTheWeek are here:
lightpoetrymagazine.com#potw
#humor #comedy #satire #limericks #poetry #lightverse #funnypoems #parody @paullander.bsky.social @michaelgerber.bsky.social @mpershan.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @colemanglenn.bsky.social
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A twofer for all you #feds & fed-watchers...
(For all 12 #PoemsOfTheWeek, click link in thread)
#federallayoffs #Federalagency #Federalbudget #federalworkers #layoff @allisonpoet.bsky.social @paullander.bsky.social @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @aestallings.bsky.social @maryanncorbett.bsky.social
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Will #PresidentsDay still be called "Presidents Day" next year? We leave you to decide...
*Click link in thread for all 8 #PoemsOfTheWeek*
#PresidentsDay2025 #GulfOfAmerica #gulfofmexico
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It may be Valentine's week, but not everyone is feeling the love...
(For all 8 of our #PoemsOfTheWeek, click link in thread)
#cryptocurrency #crypto #cryptobros #cryptotrading
@paullander.bsky.social @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social #humor #comedy #funnypoems #satire #poetry
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To really get to the bottom of the news—on alligators, newts, toadies, and more—read all 14 #PoemsOfTheWeek here:
lightpoetrymagazine.com#potw
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