A baker was trying his #hand
At launching a rock and roll band.
He played the guitar,
And he hoped to go far.
But alas all his gig dates were panned.
#vss365 #Hand #Music #Musicians #Humor #Humour #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Writing
Fiona gave the egg hunt a shot…
Turns out she had notes 🐣😂
📚 Coloring book: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVN8L5N...
#FionaTheRescueMutt #DogHumor #Limericks #FunnyDogs
Is Trump sick? That's the rumor...
The American people, sincere,
Are earnestly waiting to hear,
If Trump's silent state,
Will mean something great,
Like Minocqua chilling the beer.
#limericks #Trump @mbcbrews.bsky.social
Trump has thrown Bondi out on her duff.
(Running 'Justice' for Donald is rough.)
In his view, Bondi failed
Cuz his foes weren't nailed:
She did NOT corrupt 'Justice' enough!
#Trump #Bondi #DOJ #EpsteinFiles #Poetry #News #Limericks #MicroPoetry #Poems #Resist #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Justice
“Just around the block”
Fiona: understood
Rabbit: spotted
Walk: extended indefinitely 😄🐶
Coloring book is live—supports rescue dogs 🐾
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVN8L5NZ
#Limericks #RescueDog #FunnyDogs
I guess guardian angels are fine.
I don’t know, cuz I’ve never met mine.
If I have one, it’s hiding—
No guarding, no guiding.
What I’m missing, I can not divine.
#Cassiopeian #Guardians #GuardianAngels #Angels #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems
The Table for chem settings formative
(With info, analyses normative),
Routine here oft frequents
In early-spring sequence:
Its hist’ry and themes tend exhortative!
#NaPoWriMo #Limericks #SciencePoetry
#PeriodicTableOfTheElements
What will you do, God, when I croak? I am your jug (when l am broke?) I am your ale (when I've gone flat?) Your daily stint, your feathered hat... You won't mean nuthin after that.
There was a young blade named Trout, who often got in but not out. He stuck in the sheath when he fucked underneath, and the stick was as tight turned about.
“Rilke” poem and a limerick. (The Tunnel by William Gass)
#poetry #limericks
What will you do, God, when I croak? I am your jug (when l am broke?) I am your ale (when I've gone flat?) Your daily stint, your feathered hat... You won't mean nuthin after that.
There was a young blade named Trout, who often got in but not out. He stuck in the sheath when he fucked underneath, and the stick was as tight turned about.
"Rilke" poem and a limerick. (The Tunnel by William Gass)
#poetry #limericks
I should write, but I've nothing to say;
Inspiration is #waning today.
My damn muse is a pill!
She won't help me until
I'm done filing my taxes. Oy Vey!
#DailyHaikuPrompt #Taxes #IRS #TaxReturns #Writing #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems
It's happened again, gals and guys,
By now it should be no surprise,
Noem, Bondi ejected,
Because, as expected,
Of Everything Trump Touches Dies.
#limericks
It's happened again, gals and guys,
By now it should be no surprise,
Noem, Bondi ejected,
Because, as expected,
Of Everything Trump Touches Dies.
#ETTD #Trump #Bondi #limericks
This poetic form ever-thrifty,
With rhyme scheme predictable-nifty,
Here yields jubilant frame
Via element’s name:
Tin-tinnabulation! Post fifty!
#FiftiethPost #Tin #AtomicNumber50
#NaPoWriMo #Limericks #SciencePoetry
An April routine starts anew, here;
Five lines and their rhyme scheme will do, here.
Eighth time at routine
Of the verse-science mien:
Thus, chem-themed “octet” to ensue, here.
#NaPoWriMo #EighthAttempt
#Limericks #SciencePoetry
What's my excuse for posting my #limerick? Today's the birthday of Johann Sebastian Bach:
“Your CD collection’s a joke,
And classical sucks,” yelled the bloke.
My discs couldn’t handle
This rampaging vandal:
Now all of my Bach sets are broke.
#JSBach #Bach #Humor #Humour #Limericks #Baroque #Poems
Bouncy rhythm, playful rhymes, and gentle life lessons—limericks that make poetry pure fun for kids.
Read here: www.wordlelimericks.com/kid-friendly...
#KidsPoetry #Limericks #FunLearning #PoetryForKids #ReadingFun #CreativeWriting
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#NoKings2026 #limericks
The whole notion of kings is absurd,
as that clown who was called George the Third
found out to his cost
— you won and he lost —
and it's time you gave this one the bird.
“You are moving too much. Please hold still,”
Said a seamstress while sewing a frill
On a dress that was drab
And would never be fab,
Though it WOULD #yield a fabulous bill.
#Haikufeels #Yield #Fashion #Money #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poem
I’ve a #limerick notion — a #glimmer.
It is shimmering. Damn! Now it’s dimmer.
My poor brain’s filled with frost,
And my rhyme primer’s lost.
My slim odds of success have grown grimmer.
#HaikuChallenge #Glimmer #LimerickSunday #Limericks #Humor #Writing #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse
A fellow was planning to plant
Some fruit, but his wife said, “You can’t.
I hate to sound mean,
But your thumbs aren’t green;
Seems your nurturing talents are scant.”
#HaikuChallenge #Garden #SpringPlanting #Gardening #Fruit #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #LightVerse
Bouncy rhythm, playful rhymes, and gentle life lessons—limericks that make poetry pure fun for kids.
Read here: www.wordlelimericks.com/kid-friendly...
#KidsPoetry #Limericks #FunLearning #PoetryForKids #ReadingFun #CreativeWriting
A bootlicking fellow named Ross
Worked in footwear and fawned on his boss.
Many co-workers mocked him.
One gal even socked him.
He's boss now ... and she's on the sauce.
#HaikuChallenge #Fawn #Workplace #Jobs #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems
Game on—but make it poetic. This lively collection of sports limericks blends humor, rhythm, and a dash of competition, turning every match, miss...
Read it here: www.wordlelimericks.com/sports-limer...
#sportsfun #limericks #wordplay #poetrylovers
Harvard researchers say a 20 minute nap has a multitude of benefits.
A #limerick:
A short little nap it is said
Does wonderous things for one’s head
Both memory and mood
Studies show do include
An increase in energy ahead
#nap #limericks
Discover clever limericks that make philosophy fun and thoughtful. Short poems, big ideas, and a touch of humor to inspire your mind and heart.
click.. www.wordlelimericks.com/philosophica...
#Philosophy #Poetry #Limericks #Wordplay #Humor #Books
When my husband suggested a DC trip, my visions of cherry blossoms were sullied by this:
Trump has branded DC with his face:
Banners ev'rywhere! What a disgrace!
Major sites are debased,
By his image defaced.
It's a sight many long to erase!
#Poetry #Trump #Limericks #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics
All 7 Poems of the Week are here, on fuzzy friends, fuzzy thinking & more
lightpoetrymagazine.com#potw
#humor #comedy #satire #limericks #poetry #lightverse ##Trump #POTUS #gasprices #oilprices #MarkwayneMullin #dogs #cats #pets #ChuckNorris #PearlHarborjoke @paullander.bsky.social
Is age just a number? Who knows?
Some say “yes.” Others suff’ring the woes
Of senescence will wage
A war against age,
To disguise the “gifts” aging bestows.
Happy Age Is Just A Number Day! (March 22)
#Aging #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems
My treasured gold #chain has a knot,
Which I’d meant to repair, but forgot.
I returned to the #chain
Where I bought it … in vain;
Now it’s naught but a large, empty lot.
#vssdaily #Chain #Jewelry #Shopping #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems
My war in Iran’s going great! Ev’ry option I’ve chosen’s first rate. But the “fake news” is claiming The opposite, blaming My acts for the glitch with the Strait. They are trying to make me lose face, And it’s THEIR fault I’m losing my base. But I’ll get them back soon, And they’ll sing a new tune… Cuz my pal Brendan Carr’s on the case. © Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com
If Trump Could Write Limericks (2-Verse Limerick)
www.madkane.com/madness/2026...
#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Excursion #FakeNews #Media #Carr #BrendanCarr
