A baker whose voice was quite high
Cracked a mirror while #singing — no lie.
How she longed for the stage!
But an agent, quite sage,
Shattered hope: “Face it — pie in the sky.”

#vss365 #Sing #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity

A lim’rick a day keeps away
The doctor — at least, so they say.
Well okay, I’ll concede
I invented that lede,
But it sure beats that #apple cliché!

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Apple #Limerick #Limericks #Health #Doctors #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity

A "connected" curmudgeon named Frank.
Had a high-level job at a #bank.
His performance was panned;
He deserved to be canned...
Yet (surprise!) he survived when ranks shrank.

#vss365 #bank #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity

There will be no banking backwards
No heavy bends that change the course.
I know my path, I know where I’m headed.
I was the only part I needed to source.
I’m banking on myself, just like I always did.
I found my way with gentleness, no desire for force.

#vss365 #poem #rhyme #bank #poetry

A software firm held a dry run,
But the arms-tracking code wasn’t done.
It failed test after test,
Till the owner confessed:
“I’m too stressed to work under the gun.”

#vss365 #Arm #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity #Weapons

#emoetry #rhyme

Indecision is a thing I do
And I’m #undecided
over me and you.

#vss365 #poetry #rhyme

There’s only so much I can take
Before my #arm drops every plate
The hurt spins away
Escalating each day
As I spiral to uncertain fate.

#poem #poetry #poet #writing #bluesky #life #rhyme

A baker was trying his #hand
At launching a rock and roll band.
He played the guitar,
And he hoped to go far.
But alas all his gig dates were panned.

#vss365 #Hand #Music #Musicians #Humor #Humour #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Writing

#vss365 #poetry #ring #rhyme

The Can't-Be-Seen Who Couldn't Squawk: Stuttering Meet Nate, a unique Can't-Be-Seen who does not squawk l…

#goodreads #review #childrensbook
www.goodreads.com/book/show/59...
#stuttering #rhyme #illustrations #stammering #story #art

blessed
with quiet
in this sacred
hour

the sun shines
for all of us

a monument
to achievement

#GoodMorning #poem #poetry #beauty #sunrise #nature #photography #rhyme
📸Pelayo Arbués

I guess guardian angels are fine.
I don’t know, cuz I’ve never met mine.
If I have one, it’s hiding—
No guarding, no guiding.
What I’m missing, I can not divine.

#Cassiopeian #Guardians #GuardianAngels #Angels #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems

#CapeCod #Rhyme #Painting #Spring

There was an old woman lived under a hill,
And if she's not gone she lives there still.

Nursery Rhyme

🎨 Inge Look

a wooden table with a vase of flowers and a book ALT: a wooden table with a vase of flowers and a book

This week’s #poetryprompt from my Rhyme Time group:

March Winds and April Showers bring forth May flowers. Go!

#kidspoetry #rhyme #poetry

I should write, but I've nothing to say;
Inspiration is #waning today.
My damn muse is a pill!
She won't help me until
I'm done filing my taxes. Oy Vey!

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Taxes #IRS #TaxReturns #Writing #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems

I #exalt no one,
not even myself.
We are all discovering
What brings us wealth.

Rarely without,
always within
A path of getting comfortable
In wearing our own skin.

Diving to the depths
Finding the hurting parts,
Giving them love
So we can find our fresh start.

#vss365 #rhyme #poem #poetry

NEAT
#rhyme

#vss365 #conduct #limerick #rhyme

A mezzo-soprano conductor
to her choir was quite the instructor;
at a tenor she’d wink
as she brought him in sync
with her tempo—a marriage destructor.

COCK-A-DOODLE-OOPS!
✍🏻 Lori Degman @loridegman.bsky.social
🎨 Deborah Zemke
2014, Creston Books

A farm
Rooster vacations beach-side
The farmer: Zzz
Farm animals try to . . .
well . . .
cock-a-doodle (oopsie)

☺️ 🤣 🥰

#rhyme

#PB #KidLit #teachers #librarians #parents

a bee is sitting on top of a daisy with the words happy spring written underneath it ALT: a bee is sitting on top of a daisy with the words happy spring written underneath it

This week’s #poetryprompt from my kidlit Rhyme Time group:
Write and acrostic poem: SPRING
or
a rhyme where “spring” (any tense, any meaning) is central to the poem

#kidspoetry #rhyme #poetry #poets #haiku

A bootlicking fellow named Ross
Worked in footwear and fawned on his boss.
Many co-workers mocked him.
One gal even socked him.
He's boss now ... and she's on the sauce.

#HaikuChallenge #Fawn #Workplace #Jobs #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems

Justin Kamm | Political Satire from the Pasture on Instagram: "I would not trust him on a boat. I would not trust his mail-in vote. I would not trust his budget spin. I would not trust the state he’s... 2,196 likes, 132 comments - pasturepolitics on March 25, 2026: "I would not trust him on a boat. I would not trust his mail-in vote. I would not trust his budget spin. I would not trust the state he’...

A video from Justin Kamm (pasturepolitics on insta)

www.instagram.com/p/DWTvLc7Cb77/
#Sheep #Politics #Rhyme

really hate to boast
my roast gets toasted coast-to-coast
the host with the most

#haikufeels #Prompt #Coast #Senryu #Haiku #Poetry #Micropoetry #JustWrite #Wordplay #Rhymeplay #Rhyme

"For John believed that music was not a skill, but the refreshed revelation of the will, which must be kept free from things that think as it does, lest the melodies turn to strings and chords melt to mud." -- Chords by Patrice Jacqueson
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GTHSKSLF
#book #novel #rhyme #band #music

"For John believed that music was not a skill, but the refreshed revelation of the will, which must be kept free from things that think as it does, lest the melodies turn to strings and chords melt to mud."
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GTHSKSLF
#music #band #novel #book #poem #rhyme #excerpt

"For just as the accordion and hurdy-gurdy found their use in rural folk festivity, ask them: the natives will say it's a matter of chance and chemistry." -- Chords by Patrice Jacqueson
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GTHSKSLF
#novel #band #music #excerpt #book #poem #rhyme #poetry

"But how did the guitar, bass guitar, and drums find each other, thousands of years after music was invented: was it that the permutations of historically possible random combinations finally relented?"
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GTHSKSLF
#book #novel #excerpt #literature #poem #rhyme #poetry

Not all Ruperts are
ruperts, though Rupert Bear seemed
near the rupert edge. #haiku

#Poem #Poetry #μverse #micropoetry #bearly #rhyme #annoys

Yes little houndler - wingshad0w - Original Work [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Yes little houndler, let speak just one time, and entirely in seussian rhyme. (Yes little houndler, a mechsploitation story in... Seussian rhyme, yes really
archiveofourown.org/works/81811086
#mechsploitation #rhyme