Was a lad fell in love with a clanker!
Always heard the term with great anger.
When the bot powered down
He looked like a clown.
Should've stayed a regular wanker.

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There once was a lad liked green lasses,
Couldn’t keep his eyes off their asses.
But stepfam’ly they were
So his thoughts were impure.
Even ‘midst monsterfucker classes

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Toros was an orc, stood six-foot-ten,
Snout like a pig, tusks sharper than sin!
But he'd hands like shovels
And ladies read novels
So with many a lass: Gray was in.

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A lad came out from ol’ Manchester,
A big tiddied goth he did pester.
He fell for the black lace
But lost half his damn face:
She’d only let demons molest her.

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A writer begins with great wild dreams.
Hope and talent burst from their seams.
‘Til the first book is writ:
Then realities hit
And marketing their spirit full-reams.

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Anyone else writing some (proper, dirty) limericks for St. Patrick's Day?

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