Have you heard about the bomb disposal expert who was really bad at his job?
At least he went out with a bang.
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Did you know there’s a name for when you let soap slip through your fingers and don’t catch it?
It’s called Failing the Bar Exam.
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In hindsight, I chose the perfect nickname for myself, because disasters almost always have da Bree.
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Do you know the difference between Pyramid Head and a survivor?
One has a Nice Cage, and the other is Nick Cage.
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new pickup line;
"Are you a magic card? 'Cause I'd tap you~"
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Why do ghosts go "boo"?
Because they don’t like spectrecles.
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An object fell out of my hand in the shower the other day.
It got soaping wet.
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Do you know what ghosts and pirates have in common?
They both love boo-ty.
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Personally, I find it crazy how an animal which primarily eats insects like mosquitoes and/or fruits--depending on the breed--has such a bat rep.
I’m not off-base.
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I hear if one wakes up in an escape room, the experience is quite puzzling.
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Making coffee from scratch interests me, but I hear it’s quite the grind.
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A team of witches entered a cleaning competition.
Between them all, it was a clean sweep.
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Why are ogres often seen as tyrants?
They're very fond of marsh-all law.
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My opinion of swamps is meh.
I find them bog-standard.
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Hold on.
If it’s called a Pit Stop...
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6eK3C82/
...Where do all other dogs go?
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