What do you call a husky singing their song to the tunes you have playing in your car?
A sub-woofer.
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Have you heard about the bomb disposal expert who was really bad at his job?
At least he went out with a bang.
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Did you know there’s a name for when you let soap slip through your fingers and don’t catch it?
It’s called Failing the Bar Exam.
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In hindsight, I chose the perfect nickname for myself, because disasters almost always have da Bree.
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Why do ghosts go "boo"?
Because they don’t like spectrecles.
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An object fell out of my hand in the shower the other day.
It got soaping wet.
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what did the roofer say when accused of committing a crime?
"It wasn't me, and I have roof."
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Do you know what ghosts and pirates have in common?
They both love boo-ty.
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Ghosts have incentive to not get afraid. After all, they don't wanna get scared sheetless.
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My wife's food of choice for work is Pinwheels.
Next time anyone questions this, we should say "you wheely need to be oh-pin-minded".
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Y'know...the animated film series might be called Toy Story, but when you think about it...any time Woody, Buzz, or any of the toys talk...they easily could accurately say...
"Toys 'R' Us."
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Personally, I find it crazy how an animal which primarily eats insects like mosquitoes and/or fruits--depending on the breed--has such a bat rep.
I’m not off-base.
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I hear if one wakes up in an escape room, the experience is quite puzzling.
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Woodn't ya know it, turns out proper food storage is Hella gay. :)
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Making coffee from scratch interests me, but I hear it’s quite the grind.
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A team of witches entered a cleaning competition.
Between them all, it was a clean sweep.
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Playing "We Will Rock You" without "We Are The Champions" is heresy.
So says the Queen.
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Why are ogres often seen as tyrants?
They're very fond of marsh-all law.
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My opinion of swamps is meh.
I find them bog-standard.
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Hold on.
If it’s called a Pit Stop...
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...Where do all other dogs go?
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What do you say when you see Red, Green, and Blue?
Hue Hue Hue~
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What was the name of the first potato in space?
...Nick.
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My wife @kelseymarie2014.bsky.social complained about struggling with insomnia.
I told them that if their struggles with being an insomniac go on long enough, they should play more Ratchet & Clank plus the older Spyro games.
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I used to hate planting my foot down, but it's grown on me.
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Did you hear about the FFVII cosplayers who got into an incident?
It was a Tifa bout their attire.
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Why are beacons considered criminal propaganda?
They literally spell out "be a con".
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I'm here for strictly "rendezvous then I'm through with you.." vibes when it comes to social media #ImHereAllWeek #DadJokeSky
I got hit by a bike this morning... It happens every morning... It's a vicious cycle. 🚲
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Why did the coffee taste like dirt?... Because it was ground a few minutes ago ☕
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