DAWN @dawnandr0meda.bsky.social did i just hear your ass on 1010 complaining about the mets lmaoooooooo

Imagine if the Mets had Shohei Ohtani, they could be looking at having multiple world series championships. That’s something Major League Baseball needs to look into

(OK, it’s the Mets and they’d still manage to screw it up somehow, but you get the point)

Between the Geese discourse and being in a lot of group chats with Mets fans, I'm very close to going totally insane.

Watching the Mets embark on the Craig Kimbrel Experience

i have stopped watching the mets and it's still fucking april. not an auspicious start, i'll tell you that!

through 10.5% of the season the mets have half as many shutouts as they did all last year. This:
Matters?
Doesn't matter?
Doesn't matter except that it is causing you a deep and perhaps soul-altering anguish?

And the Mets scored zero runs.

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That's what happens when you take three home-grown Mets, who treat NYC like family, and replace them with people who don't give a fuck about the team or the fans or anything but collecting their over-inflated paychecks for a season or two.

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It's complicated for me because I want the Mets to win but I set up a bot that places a $15 prop bet on every Mets hitter grounding out to second base and have already made $625,000 this year.

The game has mercifully ended.

That was... Not a good effort by the Mets, to say the least.

The Mets lose their 6th straight.

They've been shut out 3 times during this streak.

Justin Wrobleski vs. Mets:

8 IP (career-high)
0 ER
2 K
2 H
0 BB
90 Pitches

Wrobleski had never pitched more than 6 innings prior to Monday.

Dexys Midnight Runners had more hits than the Mets’ offense over the last few days.

watching the Mets

Craig Kimbrel almost had an extremely Mets moment with that near-throw before the timeout

I am preparing myself for the eventuality that the Mets may not win another game this season.

Barstool employs a clearly mentally deficient man who is their resident lolcow. Hes this ham planet that throws fits whenever the Mets lose and is calling the team communists for not wanting to win. I pray Jomboy media overtakes Barstool, I cant stand this shit anymore

step right up and GREET the mets!

Justin Wrobleski an example of what separates Dodgers from Mets In terms of how much they spend on players, the Mets are the only team that’s even close to the Dodgers. But as a World Series contender, they remain light-years...

Justin Wrobleski an example of what separates Dodgers from Mets

a man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and looking out the window . Alt: Fuck the Mets always and forever.

Chris Russo: “It’s early, it’s still April. But the Mets are in trouble…”

Me:

I'm listening to a book in which there is an alternate universe. How do we know it’s an alternate universe? Pepsi is more popular than Coke and the Mets have won a dozen World Series championships. 😂😂😂

So you’re saying he’s Michael Cimino and the 2026 Mets are his Heaven’s Gate?

Sounds right.

Mets were this close to ‘disaster’ with Craig Kimbrel-Francisco Alvarez miscommunication Craig Kimbrel is still working out the kinks with his new team.

Mets were this close to ‘disaster’ with Craig Kimbrel-Francisco Alvarez miscommunication

only my mets, man. so happy that shohei had a great game last night, too! looking forward to watching him tomorrow. he is the greatest athlete in the history of the world ^_^