I got hit by a bike this morning... It happens every morning... It's a vicious cycle. 🚲
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Why did the coffee taste like dirt?... Because it was ground a few minutes ago ☕
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I took my car in for service last Sunday...
The ushers tried to stop me. ⛪
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Sunday and Monday are in a fight, who wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a weakday 😩
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What do you call someone who experiences anxiety only on Saturday and Sunday?...
A weekend worrier 🤯
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I don't believe in Friday the 13th, because I'm not superstitious. I'm just a wee bit stitious. 👀
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It's easy to get the ladies not to eat Tide pods, but harder to deter gents...
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My friend said he's colorblind now. The news came out of the purple for him.
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On Sunday I was so afraid for the 2024 calendar... I knew its days were numbered
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Y'all go in the kitchen and make some holy water... How? Just boil the hell out of it! ♨️ #dadjokessky
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Here I am thinking I dun originated something with #dadjokessky and they already got #dadjokesky 🤦🏾♂️
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Y'all turn them heaters off. If your house is cold just go stand in the corner. They're all 90° 🥵 #dadjokessky
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I hired a handyman to do a list of jobs around the house. He only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. Turns out he only does odd jobs. #dadjokessky
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