Why do the English eat so many Scotch Eggs 🥚?
To stop them from hatching into Scotsmen
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Arnie is a big fan of composers
I'll be Bach
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Does Quazimodo still live on the roof?
They once found him on the ground bleeding
When they asked him how he fell he replied
"I only asked Esmeralda to Toss me off"
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Wrote a joke today.
What is Donald Trumps favourite bird?
A MAGApie.
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Mate of mine got sacked from the Dodgems
He's taking them to court for Funfair dismissal
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Just seen a shop on ebay selling rubber shoes
Its a load of Old Crocs
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Why do Nuns walk around in pairs?
So one Nun makes sure the other Nun don't get none...
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What you get after 5 days of Masturbation
A Weak End
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I sense an Atmosphere...
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Why do crabs 🦀 always walk sideways?
Because they're always singing "oh I do like to be beside the seaside"
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He looks like a flaming douchebag...and so does the nude photographer guy. #ImHereAllWeek
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A mind reader?!? Talk about a tough gig.
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Whats below Orions belt
Orions Trousers
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If that's the Real Madrid I'd hate to see the Fake Madrid...
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Rugby??? "Try" harder! #Imhereallweek
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Thats how the Welsh teach kids to cut cheese
Caerphilly
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Prestatyn
How the Welsh teach their kids how to switch things on
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Looks a bit Terminal... to me
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It was part of their Downfall (other board games were available) 🙃
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I downloaded the Dooleys greatest HIT a couple of years ago as its all I Wanted
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You've shown us this on Porpoise
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Well known fact that the Tay bridge is Mel and Kims favourite rail bridge
Tay Tay Tay Tay.... We ain't ever going to be respectable
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That demolition looks wrong on so many levels...
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#WhenCowsCanFly
The price of Milk will go up
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Noddy Holders favourite meal...
GAMMON FEEL THE NOISE
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I once tried Riverdance
But I kept falling in
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You mean The Wigan Dance...
"Wigan dance if we want to"
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How do you turn a Duck into a Soul Singer?
You stick it in the Microwave until its Bill Withers...
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(NO DUCKS WERE HURT IN THE DELIVERY OF THIS JOKE)
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Is that because they put The Willie's up you
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The ghost 👻 is a man
Because he wants to put the Willies up you...
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