#WhenCowsCanFly are they considered a mooving target?
#WhenCowsCanFly it’s because the Red Bull gave them wings.
Tawny owl perching on a cow skull mounted to a pole.
#WhenCowsCanFly then the owls will have to up their game.
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#FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame
#WhenCowsCanFly one bout of turbulence and you have a ready-made milkshake.
#WhenCowsCanFly carry a re-enforced umbrella... Just sayin
#WhenCowsCanFly the price of beef will go up.
#WhenCowsCanFly Udder pandamonium
#WhenCowsCanFly
I'll be carrying an Industrial-Strength Umbrella
AT ALL TIMES!
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#WhenCowsCanFly
My exes all fly on their broomsticks already
Oh, no.
#WhenCowsCanFly?
Like we need that bullshit!
#WhenCowsCanFly, what's to stop them from fighting?
You never know when they might have some beef.
#WhenCowsCanFly Border Patrol will shoot them down with the secret laser weapon from the DoD.
#WhenCowsCanFly, there will be udder destruction.
#WhenCowsCanFly
That'll just be Pam Bondi being fired out of a cannon...
#WhenCowsCanFly watch out for cow pies.
#WhenCowsCanFly , check for that anti-gravity beam of light (that Obama says he hasn't seen yet)
#WhenCowsCanFly , prepare for the excuses!
#WhenCowsCanFly
Their preferred airline will be Flybeef
#WhenCowsCanFly
Little dogs will be in hysterics
#WhenCowsCanFly
Beware Of Falling Cowpats
#WhenCowsCanFly It's a heli-a-thing
#WhenCowsCanFly
- Your job is to milk the flying cows.
- You been on the mushy tea?
#WhenCowsCanFly
You'll get more than a pat on the head
#WhenCowsCanFly Who's the pilot and who's the cow-pilot?
#WhenCowsCanFly I’ll stop swearing.
#WhenCowsCanFly I’ll skip Mardi Gras
#WhenCowsCanFly Whatever happened to pigs?
#WhenCowsCanFly don't get twisted
#WhenCowsCanFly
The price of Milk will go up
#imhereallweek