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#WhenCowsCanFly are they considered a mooving target?

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a stuffed bull wearing a red bull shirt ALT: a stuffed bull wearing a red bull shirt

#WhenCowsCanFly it’s because the Red Bull gave them wings.

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Tawny owl perching on a cow skull mounted to a pole.

Tawny owl perching on a cow skull mounted to a pole.

#WhenCowsCanFly then the owls will have to up their game.

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#FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame

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a small white puppy is drinking a pink milkshake from a glass . ALT: a small white puppy is drinking a pink milkshake from a glass .

#WhenCowsCanFly one bout of turbulence and you have a ready-made milkshake.

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a man is wearing an umbrella on his head ALT: a man is wearing an umbrella on his head

#WhenCowsCanFly carry a re-enforced umbrella... Just sayin

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a herd of black cows are standing in a grassy field . ALT: a herd of black cows are standing in a grassy field .

#WhenCowsCanFly the price of beef will go up.

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#WhenCowsCanFly Udder pandamonium

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#WhenCowsCanFly

I'll be carrying an Industrial-Strength Umbrella

AT ALL TIMES!

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My exes all fly on their broomsticks already

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Hiefer help us.

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Oh, no.

#WhenCowsCanFly?

Like we need that bullshit!

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#WhenCowsCanFly, what's to stop them from fighting?

You never know when they might have some beef.

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#WhenCowsCanFly Border Patrol will shoot them down with the secret laser weapon from the DoD.

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#WhenCowsCanFly, there will be udder destruction.

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That'll just be Pam Bondi being fired out of a cannon...

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#WhenCowsCanFly watch out for cow pies.

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#WhenCowsCanFly , check for that anti-gravity beam of light (that Obama says he hasn't seen yet)

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#WhenCowsCanFly , prepare for the excuses!

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Their preferred airline will be Flybeef

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#WhenCowsCanFly

Little dogs will be in hysterics

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Beware Of Falling Cowpats

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#WhenCowsCanFly It's a heli-a-thing

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a cartoon character from alice in wonderland is pointing at the words this way to craztown ALT: a cartoon character from alice in wonderland is pointing at the words this way to craztown

#WhenCowsCanFly
- Your job is to milk the flying cows.
- You been on the mushy tea?

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a black and white photo of a pile of hay on a field . ALT: a black and white photo of a pile of hay on a field .

#WhenCowsCanFly

You'll get more than a pat on the head

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#WhenCowsCanFly Who's the pilot and who's the cow-pilot?

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#WhenCowsCanFly I’ll stop swearing.

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a mardi gras mask with feathers and confetti ALT: a mardi gras mask with feathers and confetti

#WhenCowsCanFly I’ll skip Mardi Gras

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#WhenCowsCanFly Whatever happened to pigs?

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#WhenCowsCanFly don't get twisted

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The price of Milk will go up

#imhereallweek

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