The Patriarchy Must Die, but it’s Complicated and Men are Lazy How us men can get off our asses and burn everything to the ground

#essay #men #masculinity #patriarchy

If Christian leaders want to get young people back in church, they should answer more modern questions like, “what kinds of things would Jesus find cheugy these days?”, “could God make a Jake Paul so ripped that not even God could defeat him?”, “which BTS member is the cutest?”, etc.

Do I really like watching Sex and the City, or do I just yearn to legally smoke in a yellow cab?

If I die in Albuquerque, please give me a traditional Abq funeral and just throw my body on the roof of the Breaking Bad house

Do you ever stare at the moon at night and wonder if someone on the other side of the world is also staring at it, but in the middle of the day like a freaking weirdo?

Um… yes please. How about it @netflix.com

Hey, if you have a lot of interesting points to make, keep at it! As a former TA and current teacher, it is more refreshing to read someone who really wants to talk about something over someone stretching to make a word count.

I love the confidence I get from the 630 bots that follow me.

"BLUESKY: IT'S ALL 38 YEAR OLDS" in the style of Dune

ngl the updated branding for @bsky.app is bold

If you celebrate Easter, but don’t believe in the Christian god, but believe that a god could exist, does that make you Eggnostic?

I don’t know what kind of dark magic is at play here, but all of my friends in their late 30s-40s are so goddamn stunning. Seriously, the best we’ve ever looked. Keep at it, you beautiful people!

I think I’m pretty funny on the other page too!

#projecthailmary was freaking amazing. I’m so glad it did the book justice and then some!

I always thought giardia was pickled italian vegetables. Then one day I ordered it on a sandwich and I shat myself in a #JerseyMikes.

Just tried #looksmaxxing but apparently my vision is pretty bad.

Trip to Silver Falls

#photography #pnw #oregon #outdoors #nature

Playing with found light 2

#model #photography #portrait #selfphotography

There aren’t a lot of things that would make me want to die of embarrassment, but finding out a restaurant’s “house” ranch that I really like is just Hidden Valley… That would be one of those things.

If plants had souls, then any pepper you ate would become a ghost pepper.

Good reason not to believe in heaven is that if you trip over a root while hiking and nobody is there to see, then you don’t have to worry about looking dumb. But if you do believe in heaven and that your ancestors are watching you, then you’ll never know until you die if they saw you and laughed.

As an adult, my relationship to sweets is different than when I was a kid. As a kid I was like, “how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?” And now I’m like, “can I finish this honey-flavored cough drop before I fall asleep and choke on it?”

I was going to start posting nude pics on my other page, but then I realized I’m not great at forced perspective photography yet. Seriously, I need to get to a Lord of the Rings-level at photo composition before even attempting naturism photos. That shit is going to win an Oscar for cinematography.

Photos taken by Angie (most without my knowledge)

Oh man, my family just found out I did OnlyFans. My mom DM’d me and asked why I was naked on the internet. Luckily, I don’t have to respond, because she’s not subscribed to my paid channel.

At the #twilight cafe. Gave a 1 star Yelp review because I couldn’t figure the ketchup out. Perfect diner food though.

Bridgerton is a kind of fantasy show. Not because of the inclusivity that did not exist in the real Regency Era, but in that not one of the Bridgerton boys has syphilis. Good fourth season though!

I might need to live in Portland. Every time I’m here, I love it. Gonna hike 10 waterfalls tomorrow and go to my favorite sandwich spot.

How come there isn’t a mushroom themed cover band for the band that made I Will Follow You Into the Dark? They could call it, “Death Cap for Cutie”.

Playing with a little, found light

#model #photography #light #selfportrait