Everything.

Just leave an hour early.

They didn't keep their promises the first go round. Why are we giving them a second bite?

Bagged salad makers drastically overestimate my willingness to consume the butt end of a cabbage head

No. You're right. And probably throw a mean punch.

i see people mocking the fast running robot like 'we have cars' but that misses the point.
a car can't run you down and subdue you inside or in various non-road conditions. they're not making them faster than humans for athletic reasons.

Honestly, that current chart position feels aspirational.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

I like the part where they stab Jesus in the chest with the hypodermic needle to bring her back to life.

Should have started proceedings the day after her scheduled appearance.

I sunny l don't have to support it.

I don't want them anywhere near the NWSL.

Hey! Reading from 78% completion.

It does say, 'til death do us part.
It's in the contract.

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So the Nazis don't like games about killing Nazis? Weird.

Man, Luke 19:76 was right there!

A rule for news organization should be that every single time they mention someone who is an Epstein associate, they should mention somewhere that they are indeed an Epstein associate.

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

The Supreme Court ruled yesterday that the US Postal Service can't be sued for intentionally withholding and not delivering a person's mail, for any reason!
So, if the USPS just decides not to deliver your absentee ballot because you're a suspected democrat, you have no recourse.

Alright, #Crew96 fam, you know what to do:

It wasn't that long ago that this was us

We've done it before, we can do it again

#SaveTheCaps #SaveTheCrew #SaveDTheCrew

"Blessed are the peacemakers! But woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth."

the president: hey, quit talking about me!!

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While not breaking eye contact.

a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest .

But, do you know who will be there?

That would be so delightful.

Trollbot gets blocked. Womp womp

If you weren't thinking this all along, I question your judgement.

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Loyal to their constituents.