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Neil: “Actually his name is Ruairi Donovan. It’s a long story.”
#TheArchers

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Joy: “Mick said he got a glimpse of it yesterday and said it was quite something!”
Well…! #TheArchers

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Mick: “I love a bit of stained glass.”
Staining the glass of a bottle with George’s brains?
#TheArchers

Lilian: “Pint of Shires?” 🍺
Neil: “Pint of Shires!” 🍺
Jazzer: “Pint of Shires!” 🍺
Lilian: “And what about Susan?
Neil: “She’s still not finished with her free bottle of Chardonnay.” 👀🥂
*awkward silence*
Neil: “Just kidding. Pint of Shires!” 🍺
Everyone: “PINT OF SHIRES!” #TheArchers #PintOfShires 🍻

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Esme: “He seems perfect, except he can’t drive.”
#TheArchers

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Justin: “There was a misunderstanding about the dimensions.”
#TheArchers

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Neil: “There can only be one winner”
Rex the Highlander #TheArchers

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Brad: “I’m going to say it because I’ve got to say it. I’m in love with you.”
I really don’t get it, but clearly there’s something about Amber…
#TheArchers

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Clive: “She’s trying to control you.”
He works those strings well, does Clive.
#TheArchers

It’s so unbelievably ridiculous. Would literally NEVR happen.

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Ruth: “We’re never going to get anywhere with this succession dilemma until we talk about it properly.”
Looking forward to this heating up.
#TheArchers

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Susan: “Jim called in sick.”
What?? We need an urgent update on his wellbeing. Jimmus must be protected at all costs.
#TheArchers

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George: “If you’ve come to tell me I’m a bad person join the queue.”
Take a ticket and get in line, Chris.

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Amber: “I really do love George.”
#TheAmber

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Amber: “What if I wanted more?”
Moving on that fast she’ll give herself whiplash. #TheArchers

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Chris: “I wanted it to show me as I am and I do wear a sleeveless shirt when I’m shoeing horses”
Chris = thirst trap blacksmith
#TheArchers

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Fallon: “What’s that on your PJs?”
#TheArchers

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Hannah: “The carer called - she’s got dementia.”
#TheArchers

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Joy: “Eddie’s no spring chicken.”
More of a Christmas turkey.
#TheArchers

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George: “I should have let you drown.”
Something terrible needs to happen to that vile specimen, and soon.
#TheArchers

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Susan: “People aren’t coming here to get drunk.”
Who’s gonna tell her?
#TheArchers

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Helen: “Our festive range of yoghurts and some Borsetshite Blue”
Sorry, festive range of yoghurts??
#TheArchers

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David: “If we had anything to spare I’d give it to you.”
Spoken like a true innkeeper at Christmas.
#TheArchers

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Lily: “I want to broaden my horizons, explore new cultures, discover myself.”
And get yourself killed.
#TheArchers

Helen: “I’ve loved seeing your Northies.”
Hamish: “Och, sorry aboot that – my kilt got caught in my belt!” #TheArchers #HamishAndDougal

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Jakob: “We’re both here for you but if you just want Alice that’s fine.”
Jakob leaving the labour ward be like
#TheArchers

Hamish: “Can I take you up the Glen?”
Helen: “You’ll have to buy me a whisky first. Hang on – you’re not going to shoot yourself in the head, coercively control me, or emigrate to California are you?”
Hamish: “No, why do you ask?” #TheArchers #HamishAndDougal

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Helen: “Sorry, I’ve been distracting you.”
Sorry not sorry.
#TheArchers

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Tony: “Ruairi had us in stitches last night talking about his odd assortment of London friends.”
Including the “friend” who used to be a gigolo?
#TheArchers

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Jakob: “Should we call someone?”
Phoebe: “The midwife you mean?”
Shameless plug for another BBC show.
#TheArchers