a kitten is sitting on a bed with the words " missing you " above it ALT: a kitten is sitting on a bed with the words " missing you " above it

I miss you too!

Good vibes for tomorrow please!

Anyone got good questions to ask as an interviewee for a job?

a man with long white hair and a beard wears a brown vest Alt: a man with long white hair and a beard wears a brown vest

If any more awful men wish to file their resignation from Congress, for heaven’s sake, send them in. I’m quite at my leisure.

Mastur-date. Lol

Jet Jet Jet!

You think Thing of Addams Family and the Hamburger Helper Glove ever fucked?

Bible: In the end times there are gonna be charlatans who use my name to trick you into supporting evil and it will be incredibly obvious to everyone except you.

Evangelicals: This section of the Bible has always been mysteriously vague.

I had to draw this cause it makes me very weepy 💖
#sailormoon #artemisii #fanart

One thing we're 100% not doing is fake "He Died" posts, okay?

was just reminded that tomorrow is april fool’s day and especially this year can we just… not, please

I am also a one color at a time person!

Actual footage of men trying to find the clit

Therapy and the right med helped me. Otherwise it was a rollercoaster of emotions beforehand

@poptivist.bsky.social

Definitely not. I will miss you

@tiggersaurusrex.bsky.social went and saw Sue the T Rex today and thought of you!

In Chicago to see a band, Ludo. Last night they played their rock opera Broken Bride. I'm learning even with ibuprofen I can't do GA standing room only. My Achilles tendons HATE me. Tonight they play their entire album You're Awful, I Love You. Debating getting VIP seats if they're not too expensive

Hello! Year 38 is turning out to be pretty good so far. How are you?

Thank you!

Waking up at 4:30 am on my birthday is bullshit, but gotta work cuz I did request 4 days off this week for assorted things. Hopefully my manager orders pizza.

Oh fuck Dani, I'm so sorry

#helpsky #mutualaid #disability #trans #spoonie

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Due to the age of house my partner and I live in the clay soil line has completely collapsed, meaning our toilet is unusable. I can use public toilets but my partner has severe mobility issues.

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#fundraiser #mutualaid #disability

Broken Bride - YouTube

I understand the lack of anything being interesting. I don't know if this would be a good interlude, but have a rock opera about a guy building a time machine
youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Hey chat. My kitty Sammy can't poop. Might (probably will, as I have no credit) have to ask for some help with the bill. Unsure if I should just drop PayPal etc or start a crowdfund. I know so much is going on in MPLS but my cats are all I have.
Paypal : @warkittens
Cashapp: $warkitt3nz

Well here's the crowdfund. Might as well get ahead of it. I want everyone to know I feel guilty about this. www.crowdfunder.com/p/kittenssammy