My favorite bit is how Orbán's plan to disseminate and entrench ultranationalist think tanks abroad failed because he hired extremely useless expat mooches:

The cover of "folkish" by kym deyn. Published by nine arches press.

Reading @kymdeyn.bsky.social's 'Folkish' and whispering "fuck offfff" after every poem because it's just so good.

You've got yourself a real charmer there

Go! Nads!

It’s Blue Shirt Day 2026.

There are 22,000+ political prisoners unlawfully detained in Myanmar suffering brutal conditions and torture in cramped cells.

We call for the immediate release of all political prisoners!

#blueshirt4politicalprisoners
#FreeAllPoliticalPrisoners
#blueshirtmovementmyanmar

Manifestly Dick-tinys

Belief in their own genius and an associated mandate to use that genius to rule

Manifestbros

you really can’t let fries sit for too long. that’s why you have to eat them all on the way home

Oh. My. God.
The idiot did it.

Everyone's been waiting to see if prosecutors appealed Somali's 6 month slap on the wrist.

But before they could, Somali appealed.

The problem? Appeals take up to a year, and he has to stay in jail until it's done. Bro probably doubled his sentence even if he wins.

Ok they have the compulsory crosssover stuff nailed. Next they need to produce multiple versions of the film with different first scenes made by famous directors or cinematographers. Some of them could be gold embossed if they can figure out a way to do that on film.

all this poor guy ever wanted was to live inside the ocean

The free weight selfies at the gym are going to be amazing

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Avengers: Endgame FINAL.docx

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

now I have explained to them why I probably shouldn't do any touch ups around the nebulous concept of "skin tone" as all six authors who will appear in this video will also see it with their own eyes, and as far as I know also possess mirrors.

A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

happy lesbian week

In 1964, Groucho went to East Berlin with a group that included his radio show director Robert Dwan and his 16-year-old daughter Judith Dwan Hallet. They visited the village of Dornum, where his mother Minnie had been born. and discovered that all the Jewish graves there had been obliterated by the Nazis. Groucho hired a car with a chauffeur, and told the driver to take the group to the bunker where Adolf Hitler was said to have committed suicide. Wearing his trademark beret he climbed the debris and then launched himself, unsmiling, into a frenetic Charleston dance routine. The dance on Hitler's supposed grave lasted a couple of minutes. "Nobody applauded," Hallet recalled. "Nobody laughed."

Hey, it's Hitler's birthday.

Substack page. Title: Moon-joy: they should have sent a poet (so they did) Subtitle: on the Poetics of Space Travel Photo of Christina Koch braids floating in front of a view of the earth

I spent a week glued to the Artemis 2 livestream and wrote some words about THE MOON, OUR MOON, and what happens to language at the edges of human experience. open.substack.com/pub/nothingb...

I've been rewatching old DVDs of Drop the Dead Donkey lately, the 90s sitcom set in a news room with topical jokes that were written just before recording (which happened the same week that Channel 4 aired it) and they started making Mandelson jokes about this stuff in *1998*.

Perfect. Googling now for a non-evil place to buy from.

Bookmarked.

Thank you!

Ah. Was hoping for a whole "Zendaya P.I." world to be unfurled in front of me. Will have to imagine it for myself. Win-win.

Ta. Had to think fast. Wasn't expecting follow-up questions. Got lucky

Anemesis

...but tell me more about your Zendaya ideas

*turns to camera, delighted at his own cleverness*

The enemy of my enemy is my enememy

He always ends up writing puzzles not plots