You Look Like You Could Use A Fuckin' Lamp YouTube video by Obscurest Vinyl - Topic

IYKYK

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See yall at @uciefed.bsky.social Beyond.

Maybe it's alcohol. Maybe it's orange juice.

Oh don't be so shocked it's still me we're talkin about.

My knowledge and viewership of Penzance starts and ends at these two songs so hold your shock.

HOLD monsters!

Ere any wrestler in any company,
Proceed, against our will, to bet it all
Just bear in mind that our finish is a bunch of shyiiitt
And Mentor is an In-Ring General!

Holy shit is that a talkin duck?

🎶Vacation, all I ever wanted
🎶Vacation, had to get away
🎶Vacation, meant to be spent alone

//I. Solstice
For "The Prelude" @uciefed.bsky.social
Ft. @thisscarisafleck.bsky.social

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Do ya have any idea how much your fuckin bleedin heart makes it hard ta pinpoint the two of ya?

Jody Bacchus more like Jody Wheeler, you third rate duelist.

Consider me a regular now.

Except for the one that took place tonight.

I was drinking tonight.

Never miss a Friday the 13th.

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God no wonder Bluto won't leave him alone.

Yeah, like.

Fuck @insurgentsia.bsky.social or something

#lew9

@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social

I mean I fuckin dodged it so if "blinked" means "avoided" then I'm a fuckin genius.

Also only people who've never seen a person's life drain from their eyes call themselves a "real killer". So maybe next time don't try to lecture me with your 10 dollar haircut your mom did for ya.

It would certainly save me so much time and energy.

Post-match, a projector pointed at a bed sheet shows @vhodka.bsky.social waving and smiling at the champ from wherever tf backstage is. #LEW8

Yeah alright.

We're gonna be doin this even when both of us are in hell.

Ha! Ya missed jackass!

(Our true pope)

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I finally have clearance.

Ya two better keep an eye out at all times.

Don't worry, I'm not TOO heartless. I'll make show days my day off of the hunt.

Oh and @insurgentsia.bsky.social? Be a buddy and let *Ashley* know too.

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Don't tempt me with a good time. Ya know I'm susceptible ta being a party crasher specifically ta piss ya off.

//That's actually some pretty solid evidence.

My god this is a new level of delusion never before seen by humanity.

None of what you said is reality but ya wanna spin a narrative that's fiction cause it's the only way ta' make ya look even remotely cool.

Ya should've done that anyway. Ya needed a reason?

Implyin you mean anythin more ta' me than an amusement is hilarious.

And implyin any of your quips are anythin ta' Johnny-boy but another small timer tryin ta' pitch majors is outstandingly naive.

Once this company gets more bodies I'll be fightin for belt (again) and you'll still fuckin trucks.

Look just cause you're right doesn't eliminate your sins of sexual intercourse with a big rig.