#LEW8

The two competitors fly off toward the 8 ball which tumbles from its post as the feed cuts. #LEW8

@stetsonwalker.bsky.social makes his way back to ringside, but is cut off by @vhodka.bsky.social charging out of the ring full steam ahead. #LEW8

In the main event, it’s @tactilizingone.bsky.social who pulls a not-so-small package out for the upset over the #1 contender in @vhodka.bsky.social at 29:28 after a similar projector appearance from @stetsonwalker.bsky.social. #LEW8

The themes hit for our co-main event several times with neither competitor showing themselves. Instead, we hear Cashew in the distance barking some royalty free ahh sitcom music. #LEW8

Post-match, a projector pointed at a bed sheet shows @vhodka.bsky.social waving and smiling at the champ from wherever tf backstage is. #LEW8

@stetsonwalker.bsky.social picks up a dub over @fiscalcliffcool.bsky.social after hitting BELTer Skelter (a real move and not some dumb shit I totally just made up) at 8:01. #LEW8

Steven cuts off a bit of commotion and an intense staredown between @maxdaemon.bsky.social and @insurgentsia.bsky.social to let us know the two will go at it at number nine! #LEW8

In opening trios action, it’s @truck-fuchs.bsky.social who picks up the win after a boot meant for @maxdaemon.bsky.social is ducked and lands flush to @100wecs.bsky.social at 14:16. #LEW8

We’re greeted by Steven and Tungsten Frunkler’s neighbor welcome us to Tipton and the eighth edition of LEW. #LEW8

“Wah Gwan Delilah” plays on some shitty acoustic nearby as some kids let off a few of those stinky fart bomb bags and make those in attendance not very happy. #LEW8

Yesterday was my birthday, so I celebrated! Time to get a shiny necklace though. Or something like that! Still pretty sure I'm asleep.

#lew8

Larry wants to drug and then have his way with me at #LEW8 😏

I have to face Vhodka for #LEW8 and it's going to be a total snoozer because I'm taking very practical yet intuitive and, lastly, proactive measures.

I'm saying I'll drug her and then we'll see how she handles my Bloodweb PTSD, unless she mentally overrides the pills for then we must wrestle IRL!

Well this is just unfortunate for @fiscalcliffcool.bsky.social that he got booked against the champ at the start of the month when the rent’s due. Wanna put the boots to my landlord but Mr. Moneybags is gonna have to do. #LEW8 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social

Fuchs is so online we call that shit a Cybertruck — all you, Maxypoo. Scara is Oli’s problem, and I like Roogy. #ecl8 #lew8 #fuckdothesecountasextrasentences

Whatsa a sandwich and the Carebear have in common, bruhs?

If a wife did her job their husbands wouldn’t be calling us

#LEW8 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social #GiveMeApearlNecklace

Many people have tried and failed ta' kill me, so a truck fucker wantin ta' try (and fail) is the least of my worries.

Nah, Johnny-boy and I on the same side means more than anybody else in this match, but if we can kill each other when fightin, imagine what we're capable of on the same team? #LEW8

I'm going to kill Max Daemon next show
Zero Fuchs Given about winning
Zero Fuchs Given about my "partners"
Zero Fuchs Given about the lore between Max and that Jean Hollywood looking mfer
Only reason I'm lacing up my boots for this match is so I can pick Daemon's teeth out of the treads after
#LEW8