Careful not to cut yourself on your own edginess.

It’s like those flashback scenes in Airplaine! Striker talking about being stationed off the coast of Drambuie.

This administration is a fucking joke from a 70s disaster spoof movie.

Holy fuck in case you need ANOTHER reason to boycott Target—read the whole thread!!! 😳😱

That sounds like something only one of your closest friends could get away with.

A heartless bitch would take a photo of the weeping mess aftermath and post it to Facebook.

Just breathe? Release? Come back? Light years? Black?

lol…no particular reason to ask about those, specifically, for me. 😭

#masters2026
That dude is being escorted off the property immediately

Ok. But couldn’t you just eat a burger instead?

"This is what you get when you elect Republicans."

Every Dem within 100 feet of a camera needs to be saying this repeatedly.

Every time we elect Republicans, we get dumbass wars, tax cuts for rich people, and financial crises. Every time.

Fucking say it!

Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:

Assbutt in 4k

That “woof” from the announcer is killing me.

Jury awards $126M for Oklahoma traffic fatality caused by speeding off-duty cop The former police officer is serving a nine-year prison sentence for first-degree manslaugter.

OKC federal jury awards $126 million against the City of Moore and a former cop for crashing into a young woman at nearly 100 MPH. She was simply driving to her Saturday morning ACT exam. Oklahoma juries are no longer giving police officers a free pass.
www.oklahoman.com/story/news/c...

50 mpg? Must be a hybrid. Good mileage.

Some YA fantasy authors who to my knowledge have never funded an attempted trans genocide:

Terry Pratchett
Diana Wynne-Jones
Garth Nix
Suzanne Collins
Susan Cooper
Phillip Pullman
Rick Riordan
Pierce Brown
Sheri S. Tepper
V. E. Schwab
Rachel Hartman
Alex Pheby
Alan Garner
Ursula Le Guin

And more!

On 25 March in Middle-earth: in the year T.A. 3019, Frodo and Gollum reach the Cracks of Doom. Gollum steals the Ring and falls. Sauron is defeated! Cuio i Pheriain anann! Aglar'ni Pheriannath! Eglerio!

Image: "At the Cracks of Doom" by Ted Nasmith #LOTR #TolkienReadingDay #BookSky

Fuck me, he probably thinks of her as some simpering geisha girl. What an absolute weapons grade cunt he is.

/dev/urandom

Season 6 / Episode 12

"Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we do!"

Are you anti green peppers in general or just in this specific instance? I need to know for my head canon of what is and isn’t authentic cheesesteak.

I went to Levon Helm. Levon Helm had honkers.

You need the little umbrellas. It’s what makes it a scotch and soda!

Straight-up: Gavin Newsom is a polished turd who rubs transphobic elbows with right-wingers. He showed up in person to throw away homeless people's shit & destroy their camp. If you have a crumb of sense you will not allow this two-faced motherfucker past the primary. Find a decent human being.

This Sunday I’m rooting for an Italian Beef. #chicago

Why are the stupidest people the most confident?