Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored

Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-mo...

"a fuckboy pig in a hoodie plays on an iPad and drinks out of a Solo cup while 'Get Ready For This' plays"

That sentence is now my "cellar door."

I'd have just kept this to myself, but then again I guess you don't do this film in the first place if you have any shame

Michael Isn’t a Movie — It’s a Wax Museum The new Michael Jackson biopic, ‘Michael,’ isn’t a movie — it’s a wax museum, restaging each milestone with nothing resembling interiority.

The new Michael Jackson biopic, ‘Michael,’ isn’t a movie — it’s a wax museum, restaging each milestone with nothing resembling interiority.

Telematrix No. 122: April 23, 2026 Can you name an Emmy-nominated Eva Longoria TV show?

Vulture Telematrix No. 122: Apr 23, 2026

I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2390

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Cinematrix No. 758: April 23, 2026 Can you name a Paul Rudd comedy?

Vulture Cinematrix No. 758: Apr 23, 2026

I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2555

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Can't wait to be elderly and forced to use what precious energy I have left to lean against a lamppost or sit on the pavement while I wait for a bus because the city removed all the benches for fear that unhoused people might use them.

Imagine making AI slop when hooded mergansers already exist #birds

Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋

🎥 "Mothra" (1961)

six finger discount on graphic design

I wrote about the upcoming Paramount-Warner Brothers merger, the open letter rallying talent against it, and why it’s bad for Hollywood, freedom of speech, and audiences for @avclub.com.

Read the full story below 👇 thanks to @markruffalo.bsky.social for sharing.

happy earth day! that little blue marble is all we have in an infinite vacuum of nothing. we probably should take better care of it!

THE CHRISTOPHERS Movie Review | Michaela Coel | Ian McKellen | Steven Soderbergh YouTube video by Breakfast All Day movie reviews

Christy @christylemire.bsky.social and Alonso @aduralde.bsky.social stretch their canvases for The Christophers. #filmsky 📽

gay boys everywhere will be obsessed

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia—

AOC: Wah wah wah.

We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no.

What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

AHHHH

no, I want a winning lottery ticket.

pixelated Duck

more importantly, Duck Hunt Duck!

Kaleidoscope really is a city institution.

Dan Reed seems justifiably displeased.

Wait, you guys [are discoursing?]

Happy Earth Day.

we all know you're just there for Jared Leto

Silky becoming the new Jujubee...

anyway, Team Crystal Methyd all the way

It’s pretty simple. I like it when Republicans lose because whenever they have access to power they use it to harm people.

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

Coyote vs. ACME | Official Trailer YouTube video by Coyote vs. Acme

fuck david zaslav and warner bros. it’s finally here.

A very happy 80th to John Waters!

Aubrey always drops the best sound bites on Seth's show

Happy Hump Day, everyone.