David Cage: Can a gyaru be kind to otaku?
Yoko Taro: Can an otaku?
Cage: what
Yoko Taro: Can an otaku be kind to otaku?
Cage: I don't get it

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Tomodachi Life Living the Dream George Costanza mii says "I don't want to look old though. More like... I want people to think I work at a bank or something. Y'know?"

this is actual seinfeld dialogue what the fuck

apple typhlosion

star ocean 2 if tri ace knew what they were doing

Sylvia was once a talented individual but then the botched boob job cut her track and field ambitions tragically short

i actually need to ditch these and get athletic sandals or something because they make my plantar fascitis worse but ive been a birks gal for so long....... once the weather hits 70 the stocks go ON....... i cant abandon my ways.......

my ass did not sunscreen my feet in florida and the birkenstocks tanline i have now is ridonkulous

Do U know about the smiling chinese cat baobao

he just has resting scheming vizier face

i dont even really need to trim them because he doesnt scratch or play rough so i just do it for him because he likes it. what's his problem..........

grayson is obsessed with getting his nails trimmed for some reason. he purrs and headbutts me as soon as the clippers come out and by the time im done hes so blissed out he's drooling all over my shirt

Nintendo Shrimp 2

I am so fucking glad you posted this because me too

#birdbot

God im experiencing the exact taste and slightly rubbery texture of that colby jack cube in my mind palace right now

im the kind of person that was so scared of the ps1 startup screen that I had to mute the tv when I turned it on all through my teens but id never even considered the possibility of someone being scared of vib ribbon

my sister has spent the past month marathoning silent hill and resident evil games and makes fun of me for thinking they're scary but then she tried vib ribbon and said it was the most terrifying and unsettling thing she'd ever played and had to stop

Hear... feel... think... Jollibee

i guess the way to find out would be to do a test load on hot and see if it comes out cold :p

could the hot and cold water hoses be switched? i had this issue once and it turned out the machine had been installed wrong so it was using hot water on the cold setting and vice versa

this thing is cool but it feels like im playing with explosives

first time trying the drinkmate i got for my birthday and i fucked up and overdid it on the carbonation the first try and made the mcdonalds blackberry italian cream soda that electrocutes and kills you

nvm i saw you have one. i want jollibee so bad rn tho i might go anyway

hmmmm... i have one way out of the way from me that im hankering for an excuse to hit up again but you gotta order their funny chicken box meal huh.... im kind of a fried chicken hater but maybe i could take one for the team...

Hers is glaceon so that apparently

my sister asked me my favorite eeveelution and i said jolteon and she rolled her eyes and said thats a lesbian answer

I have an itchy sunburn in a weird spot on my thigh that for some reason makes my leg reflexively jerk whenever I scratch it and I know how dogs feel now

bluesky tried to do me a favor and be like "maybe don't attach your name to this one"