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Yeah, whatever

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a man in a suit and tie with buttons on his jacket is talking to another man . ALT: a man in a suit and tie with buttons on his jacket is talking to another man .
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#nzpol #onetermgovernment

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a man wearing a hat and buttons says hands up who likes me ALT: a man wearing a hat and buttons says hands up who likes me
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We're with Powershop too. The estimates are scary, aren't they. I tried using billy.govt.nz to see if we could make any savings. Powershop remains the cheapest option 😞

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As Edmund Blackadder, the Prince Regent's butler, observed: "Sir Thomas More, for instance, burned alive for refusing to recant his Catholicism, must have been kicking himself, as the flames licked higher, that it never occurred to him to say, 'I recant my Catholicism'". So, good move 🤣 #SeanHannity

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NZ National Party
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National is careful and responsible with taxpayers' money. Labour treats it like an endless ATM.
We've stopped wasteful government spending while continuing to invest in the frontline services you rely on.
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We made $44b of savings in our first two Budgets.
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IN ... NZ National Party @NZNational Party Apr 17 National is careful and responsible with taxpayers' money. Labour treats it like an endless ATM. We've stopped wasteful government spending while continuing to invest in the frontline services you rely on. 2023 NZ BA TRA National N ZBACK RACK MAORI 3/ We'll stop wasteful spending. 2026 We made $44b of savings in our first two Budgets. A Parigned by Parlatmary Service

Graeme Edgeler
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Total appropriations in Labour's last budget (2023/24) were $174.7b with estimated spending in 2025/26 of $167.8b. Total appropriations in your most recent budget (2025/26) were $188.0b. That's not $44b of savings. You're spending much more than they did.
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Graeme Edgeler @GraemeEdgeler ... Total appropriations in Labour's last budget (2023/24) were $174.7b with estimated spending in 2025/26 of $167.8b. Total appropriations in your most recent budget (2025/26) were $188.0b. That's not $44b of savings. You're spending much more than they did. 1:48 PM Apr 17, 2026 2,737 Views

I love a good Edgling! #NZPol

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“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.” — Hannibal 3:18

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Beware the ides of, um, April?

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Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet.

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Perhaps he means cactus rather than caucus?

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A reminder that Jesus was, in fact, Palestinian. He wouldn't have looked like Robert Powell or Ted Neeley. Here's a more historically accurate "photo" - presumably taken just before tRump decided to deport and /or bomb Jesus, his family, and friends. #trumpisafelon #trumpisadisgrace #uspol

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'Devastating news': Moana Pasifika to disband at end of season After five years in Super Rugby, the team will pull out of the competition.

Well, this absolutely sucks 😢 Everyone we've met at this team is just beyond lovely 💔🩵🧡 #moanapasifika #NZrugby #superrugby
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this new series is actually disappointing…

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"I thought it was me as a doctor." Maybe swap out the giraffe or elephant question in Dementia Don's next cognitive test...? #givemestrength #trumpistheantichrist #trumpisafelon #uspol

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The headline and his statement conjured up an image in my brain. Sure enough, he looks exactly like it 🙄

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A screenshot from the BBC News app. Headline: Viktor Orbán concedes with Hungarian opposition on course for landslide election win

A screenshot from the BBC News app. Headline: Viktor Orbán concedes with Hungarian opposition on course for landslide election win

A summary of the impending results of the Hungarian election. Notable, bullet point four says: [Orbán's] defeat will come as a blow to his close allies Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump

A summary of the impending results of the Hungarian election. Notable, bullet point four says: [Orbán's] defeat will come as a blow to his close allies Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump

Dear #JDVance, Re. your recent attempts to interfere in a foreign election. We warmly invite you to bring your wisdom, integrity, and winning personality to Aotearoa, so you can campaign on behalf of your pals, #NZFirst. #nzpol #uspol #onetermgovernment

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By chance, I’d popped to the loo when this alert landed, so I missed that nerve-shredding alarm. (It sent Gene flying out of his catbed though.) Still get mild palpitations just seeing this. Kia kaha and stay safe everyone x #civildefence #emergencyalert #cyclonevaianu

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A small, small man strutting around like a pigeon with a puffed out chest. Pathetic.

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A smirking JD Vance shakes the hand of Hungary's authoritarian leader, Viktor Orban.

A smirking JD Vance shakes the hand of Hungary's authoritarian leader, Viktor Orban.

Headline: Trump says a 'whole civilisation will die tonight' if deal isn't reached. A photograph of POTUS behind a microphone.

Headline: Trump says a 'whole civilisation will die tonight' if deal isn't reached. A photograph of POTUS behind a microphone.

Typically, an administration's blatant efforts to interfere in a foreign election would be the big news. But not today. Because the demented lunatic president is proclaiming his intention to commit further war crimes and genocide. Congress: Please do something. Now. #uspol #stoptrump

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Bad words and a blatent threat of war crimes

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A very handsome brown Burmese is lolling around in his “Easter chick” shaped cat bed from Kmart. He has a naughty look on his face, and his murder mitts are on full display.

A very handsome brown Burmese is lolling around in his “Easter chick” shaped cat bed from Kmart. He has a naughty look on his face, and his murder mitts are on full display.

The North Shore’s most troublesome (and handsomest) Easter chick wishes a very happy Chocolate Egg Day to those who celebrate. #easter #burmesecats #catsofbluesky

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A 1News story: Christopher and Amanda Luxon smiling and sitting next to each other (presumably on a couch in one of their houses). Headline reads: Amanda Luxon on PM’s popularity: NZers ‘’miss out” on the full story. Subheader reads: Amanda Luxon has suggested selective information may be to blame for her husband Prime Minister Christopher Luxon’s polling numbers.

A 1News story: Christopher and Amanda Luxon smiling and sitting next to each other (presumably on a couch in one of their houses). Headline reads: Amanda Luxon on PM’s popularity: NZers ‘’miss out” on the full story. Subheader reads: Amanda Luxon has suggested selective information may be to blame for her husband Prime Minister Christopher Luxon’s polling numbers.

😳 Yes dear, that’s right. Nothing to do with what he himself does or says. #givemestrength #nzpol #onetermgovernment

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Shameful

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Josh (@joshjacobsen@hachyderm.io) Attached: 1 image Proud and honoured to be standing as the Green Party candidate for the North Shore in the election this year. The Green Party is the voice in Parliament advocating for people and ...

Josh is pretty awesome! 💚 “…it is the values instilled in my as a young man in the Navy and the Army that brought me to the Greens; serving our country, looking after each other, and leaving the place better than we found it.” #voteGreen #partyvoteGreen #nzpol

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