Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?
3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”
Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”
Posts by K.L. Schroeder
A picture of a library shelf with a small rolled up note on it. The note says “read this” in child’s handwriting.
A picture of the note unrolled. In the same child’s handwriting it reads “beware of the future!!”
Still thinking about this note I found in the children’s section of the public library when I worked there back in 2018. This kid tried to warn us…
WRYTE
WEIRDE
BOOKES
E336
Non-malevolent mine ghosts.
no worries!
I'm so slow, but NO ONE TO HOLD THE DISTANT DEAD by @klschroeder.bsky.social is a haunting elegiac wonder, a slow dream of empty skies that asks the only question worth asking- what is to be done?
"Let the dead rest, and fight for what we still might be able to save.”
Beautiful unflinching work
holy shit, thank you Ian, its really wonderful to hear you enjoyed it!
Life is too short not to read a book that was written well and by an actual human being.
On the right of the image is a sheer cliff face marked with vertical striations; talus lies at its base. The left of the image is in almost total darkness, and the background is deep space.
This is a cliff on comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko.
It's about 1 km tall.
If you jumped from the top, it would take you 47 minutes to reach the bottom, and you'd probably be OK.
Remarkably Realistic #Marine #Invertebrates Made of #Glass Surface at the Mystic Seaport #Museum. #Blaschka #GlassArtists #MarineLife #Art
Link for more information and amazing photos: www.thisiscolossal.com/2023/11/blas...
🖤 @acwise.bsky.social's Year in Review is up!!
No One to Hold the Distant Dead, @klschroeder.bsky.social!
Summer in the House of the Departed @joshrountree.bsky.social!
“Extreme Sports Club for Octogenarians” @katelechler.bsky.social fr @thedeadlands.com issue 37!!
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Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization
my work computer is starting to sound like a pachinko machine from all the notifications. i did not appreciate the solitude of working in a lab behind an airlock nearly enough :(
we are HONORED to get shout outs from @mariahaskins.com for @locusmag.bsky.social
Work by @babblewocky.bsky.social, @klschroeder.bsky.social @joshrountree.bsky.social, @aimeeogdenwrites.com @nassos.bsky.social
and our own social media skeleton @feliciafm.bsky.social 💀
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not yet, im still tracking down some peychaud's bitters over here, but im a fan of all things anise so looking forward to it--and even more so after your description, so here for lingering warmth ❤️
oh my god this is so freaking cool!! thank you so much for reviewing Elias, the Godhavn is absolute perfection ❤️
While I love the current SFF interest in all things fungi/mushroom, I am eagerly awaiting the humble slime mold’s turn to shine. ✨
its a wonderful surprise to find No One to Hold the Distant Dead recommended on this list!
thank you so, so much ❤️
and congratulations to everyone whose work is featured :)
so very excited to see @klschroeder.bsky.social’s Garden exquisite novella No One to Hold the Distant Dead on the BSFA longlist 🖤
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feeling so thrilled for Distant Dead to be in this long, long list of very good writing!
ahhh big congratulations to Monsters & Shadow Jack!!! 🥳
(is it normal to hyperventilate?)
I loved this book by @klschroeder.bsky.social - snap it up, creatures!
do you need an amazing read??
“Beautiful and heartbreaking. It’s sadly rare to find an author like Schroeder who approaches the non-human with such compassion and respect. A must read.”
No One To Hold the Distant Dead by @klschroeder.bsky.social
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the light returns! they reported a few days ago theres been about a half hour of sunshine in stockholm the entire month of december and ive never been more excited to be tilting towards a star in my entire life.
we've had an amazing year of novellas here at skelly headquarters, and we love
love
LOVE
No One To Hold the Distant Dead by @klschroeder.bsky.social
get yourself, or someone you love, a little 🎁
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Top 2025 reads
Tried to keep my Top 2025 reads to 25, but a few extra snuck in...! Here's a wee thread of all of my favourite genre books that I read this year - horror & gothic, sci fi, eco fiction, fantasy, and blends of them all! 🧵👇✨📚
oh this is such a good list, and thank you, what an honour that Distant Dead is in there! ❤️🦎
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#sffadvent 🚀🎄
its a huge honour to be one of your 2025 faves! thank you so much 🖤🖤🖤