The (decaf) coffee era FINALLY resumes.

10:48hrs

Once again on the line, waiting to speak to BT/EE, whoever they are these days.
3 hours yesterday.
Ongoing issue for 18 months.
I know their playlist off by heart these days.
BT remind me of watching early 90s Liverpool.
You think, how did these guys get so bad?

23:09hrs
Less than 24 hours after the high of doing my work in progress, a new low tonight, disgrace even, when the lawyers I had to see asked if I was okay managing the steps to their meeting room.
I mean, seriously, come on.

21:08hrs
Today's stress has driven me to borrow my first library book of the year. After having 56 books on loan late last year, across 4 boroughs, I knew I had a problem so returned all the books.
Curiously, this book is due to be returned on the anniversary of losing my virginity.
Awful night.

From last night's work in progress.
Given half the lights in my flat are currently not working, I could just as easily be in the flat really from these shots.

#comedy #workinprogress #comedian #funny #standup #standupcomedy

Mid-lip purse.

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A rare post show gathering for me with some fellow comedy pals who were kind enough to come along to the second of my two work in progress hours last night.

#comedy #standup #comedian #workinprogress #standupcomedian

23:56hrs
The post-gig porridge.
Thank you to everyone who came to the two work in progress shows this month.
Your time and support was much appreciated.
If you'd told me a month ago I would've sold four tickers for every mouse trap in the flat, I would've taken that.

#comedy

Some of these seats should be filled tonight.

#comedy

Just sold my second ticket of the day.
I have now sold the same number of tickets as the door number of my first ever home (where Frederick Abberline, one of the lead investigators of the 1888-91 Whitechapel Murders lived).
Mind you, that's across two shows...

Ticket link in pinned post.
#comedy

Thank you, June.

Learning this has been my life for the last 6 weeks.

#comedy #workinprogress

08:20hrs
When you sell a second ticket in 8 days.

Ticket link in pinned post.

#comedy #standup #London

The big day has arrived.
Let's hope I do better than these guys back in '96.

Tonight, 20th April, 7pm
The Bread and Roses Theatre, Clapham.

Ticket link in pinned post.

#comedy #workinprogress #London #standup

Not actually a new date added.
Just contractually obliged to fulfill this...
My final show at The Bread and Roses is on Monday 20th April.
Tickets
app.lineupnow.com/event/the-small-stuff-work-in-progress

#comedy #comedian #standup #London #Clapham

10:07hrs
I think it's fair to say the new side sleeper pillow purchase, which followed on from the doomed, migraine-inducing front sleeper pillow acquisition earlier this year, has been a quiet success.

Post-gig, pre-porridge.

Lovely gig tonight at Bearcat Comedy Club

#comedy #standup

Me looking at ticket sales.

My next work in progress is this Monday, 7pm at The Bread and Roses Theatre, Clapham.

Tickets app.lineupnow.com/event/the-small-stuff-work-in-progress
Show details in pinned post.

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09:54hrs
I'll be honest, I was expecting more from that pear.

Niche criteria overshadowed by serial cougher that made syncing these captions a nightmare.

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16:44hrs
The past-tense verb that best describes my ticket sales is 'plateaued'.
Lifewise, I definitely plateaued some years ago. Somewhere in- between boot cut jeans going out of fashion for men and slim fit jeans coming in, that was my peak.

Tickets in pinned post.

#comedy #workinprogress

It's 46,127 days since the 19th century ended.
And just 4 days until my next hour-long work in progress @ The Bread & Roses Theatre in Clapham.
Buy your tickets to The SMALL Stuff here app.lineupnow.com/event/the-small-stuff-work-in-progress

#standup #comedy #workinprogress #London #clapham

It's 46,127 days since the 19th century ended.
And just 4 days until my next hour-long work in progress @ The Bread & Roses Theatre in Clapham.
Buy your tickets to The SMALL Stuff here app.lineupnow.com/event/the-small-stuff-work-in-progress

#standup #comedy #workinprogress #London #clapham

'Nose Hostage'
#comedy #standup

09:45hrs
I think I'm seeing the problem here. Obviously the window cleaning game has moved on from what I remember as a kid.
There's no ladder involved now.
Something which has probably, I'm guessing, revolutionised the window cleaning world.
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08:59hrs
Early thoughts on the window cleaning:
Not as thorough as I thought it would be, going by the first few windows.
Completely new to this window cleaning thing but I was anticipating not having to clean the outside of these windows for another decade.

Is the #Bluesky app down?
Posting this from my PC but the phone app seems to be playing up.

08:43hrs
The window cleaner is at my bedroom window.
This is exciting.

‪‘The SMALL Stuff’
Back by popular demand…well, not quite.
I booked in 2 shows so I am legally obliged to fulfill this 2nd one.
Though it’s worth noting, my imaginary son, my harshest critic, loved the show.
20 April #London
Tickets app.lineupnow.com/event/the-small-stuff-work-in-progress
#comedy