If the Keystone Cops of the Met Police can't maintain order, it's time for harsher measures.
Unleash Captain Mainwaring and his platoon!
#clapham #dadsarmy #homeguard #keystonecops #metpolice #markrowley #sadiqkhan #london #crime #police #greatbritain #britain #unitedkingdom
Has Sir Keir Starmer, the former Director of Public Prosecutions and head of the Crown Prosecution Service, a man who promised to "smash the gangs", smashed a single gang yet?
#clapham #crime #london #police #keirstarmer #starmer #sadiqkhan #labour #greatbritain #britain #unitedkingdom
#bbcaq
The type of 'teen takeovers' seen in #Clapham is a global phenomenon.
There really needs to be a crackdown on the idiots organising these riots on social media apps like TikTok, and a crackdown on the social media apps, themselves.
Chicago, USA.
www.foxnews.com/us/teen-mobs...
🔶🇬🇧 M&S executive criticises crime response after Clapham disorder, warning organised youth gatherings threaten safety on UK high streets
📌⬇️ thedailyculture.com/ms-chief-sla...
#marksandspencer #clapham #SadıKhan
Shakespeare's world had a solution for a lawless London. Not Sadiq Khan or Mark Rowley's Met Police but heads on spikes at the London Bridge gate.
#wiliamshakespeare #shakespeare #queenelizabeth #london #sadiqkhan #labour #markrowley #police #clapham #immigration #greatbritain #britain
#GMB
The type of 'teen takeovers' seen in #Clapham is a global phenomenon.
There really needs to be a crackdown on the idiots organising these riots on social media apps like TikTok and a crackdown on the social media apps, themselves.
Chicago, USA.
www.foxnews.com/us/teen-mobs...
#r4today
The type of 'teen takeovers' seen in #Clapham is a global phenomenon.
There really needs to be a crackdown on the idiots organising these riots on social media apps like TikTok and a crackdown on the social media apps, themselves.
Chicago, USA.
www.foxnews.com/us/teen-mobs...
"M&S ATTACKS LAWLESS BRITAIN"
#HannahBoland / #CharlesHymas / @willbolton.bsky.social for @telegraph.co.uk
#MarksAndSpencer has hit out at #SadiqKhan - Mayor Of #London - for failing to get a grip on crime after chaos in the retailer's #Clapham store.
#DailyTelegraph
#TomorrowsPapersToday
The type of 'teen takeovers' seen in #Clapham is a global phenomenon.
There really needs to be a crackdown on the idiots organising these riots on social media apps like TikTok.
No reports about similar incidents in America, of coure, on #BBCNews.
Chicago.
www.foxnews.com/us/teen-mobs...
'Master of the Minutiae'
My comedy hour debuts on 8th and 20th April at The Bread and Roses Theatre in Clapham.
Tickets app.lineupnow.com/event/the-small-stuff-work-in-progress
#comedy #Ldn #funny #standup #clapham #SW4
Six teenage girls have been arrested in Clapham after viral TikTok "link-up" trends resulted in massive youth flash mobs storming local businesses. The Met Police have issued a 48-hour dispersal order. #Clapham #London #UKNews
blazetrends.com/london-polic...
#Clapham #London looking like a #CashJordan video... 😠
youtube.com/shorts/l4lPU...
Authorities are shocked!
Did they really expect anything else, after the #Brittish #Yoof adopted the #SkiMask trend from the #USA 🎿 😷
#Looting was definitely next on the agenda... 📱 👎
#Chaos
21:29hrs
4 tickets sold tonight.
What an extraordinary adventure this is.
Ticket link in pinned post.
#Ldn #Clapham #comedy #SW4 #standup
#Review: The Present is Not Enough, Battersea Arts Centre ★★
"Provocative, yes, but also curiously distant and often baffling."
#theatre #dance #clapham #dance #offwestend #theatresky
everything-theatre.co.uk/2026/03/revi...
God, The Devil and Me, playing next week at Clapham's Bread and Roses Theatre
Gabe is a perfectly average teenager, with perfectly average problems… except he is best friends with God and the Devil.
Tkts from www.breadandrosestheatre.co.uk
#theatre #fringe #clapham #mentalhealth #theatresky
Tomorrow! OutCast: Spring Showcase of Queer Actors & Writing.
Wed 25 March 2026, The Two Brewers, Clapham.
A celebration of queer actors and writing: brand-new work, rediscovered gems and queer classics, directed by Andrew Keates.
#lgbtqia #clapham #actor #queer #queertheatre
Thank you to Defectors Comedy for last night's spot.
I'm back at the Bread and Roses Theatre in Clapham with my hour-long work in progress on 8th and 20th April.
Ticket link in pinned post.
#comedy #standup #comedian #clapham #standupcomedy
Monday 23rd March, appearing at Scratch 'N' Sniff.
Starts 7pm.
Bread and Roses Theatre, Clapham.
Grab your tickets dub.sh/dcqX7lE
#Ldn #comedy #standup #comedan #clapham
God, The Devil and Me, the show that answers the question we've all surely had: what would it feel like to have two omnipotent beings on your shoulder?
Playing from 31 March at Clapham's Bread and Roses Theatre
Tkts from www.breadandrosestheatre.co.uk
#theatre #fringe #clapham #mentalhealth
#Review: 12 Last Songs, Battersea Arts Centre ★★★★
"An unexpected pleasure: gently absorbing, kind, respectful and real."
#theatre #fringe #clapham #immersive #theatresky
everything-theatre.co.uk/2026/03/revi...
4: Just 92 seats left.
Insert exclamation* mark.
(19)92 was the last time I used an exclamation mark.
*The tabloid newspaper of the punctuation marks world.
Tickets dub.sh/gr0qbk9
#comedy #comedian #standup #funny #standupcomedy #writer #creator #workinprogress #clapham #theatre #standupcomedian
Join us for our Queer Play Reading Club!
Tue 17 March 2026 | The Railway, Clapham
We’ll share new queer writing and read The Last Stand of Mrs. Mary Whitehouse, followed by a Q&A with the playwright, Caroline Bird and Andrew Keates.
#queertheatre #playwriting #London #queerwriters #clapham
'The SMALL Stuff'.
My first 1hr Work in Progress stand up show debuts in Clapham next month on 8th and 20th April.
Tickets dub.sh/gr0qbk9
#comedy #standup #comedian #funny #standupcomedy #clapham #Ldn #SW4
Join us for our Queer Play Reading Club!
Tue 17 March 2026 | The Railway, Clapham
We’ll share new queer writing and read The Last Stand of Mrs. Mary Whitehouse, followed by a Q&A with the playwright, Caroline Bird and Andrew Keates.
#queertheatre #playwriting #London #queerwriters #clapham
Join us for our Queer Play Reading Club!
Tue 17 March 2026 | The Railway, Clapham
We’ll share new queer writing and read The Last Stand of Mrs. Mary Whitehouse, followed by a Q&A with the playwright, Caroline Bird and Andrew Keates.
#queertheatre #playwriting #London #queerwriters #clapham
#Review: The Comfort Woman @OmnibusTheatre.bsky.social ★★★★★
"With clarity, dignity and immense craft, the creative team have ensured this painful chapter of history is not allowed to fade into silence."
#theatre #fringe #clapham #theatresky
everything-theatre.co.uk/2026/03/revi...
Join us for our Queer Play Reading Club!
Tue 17 March 2026 | The Railway, Clapham
We’ll share new queer writing and read The Last Stand of Mrs. Mary Whitehouse, followed by a Q&A with the playwright, Caroline Bird and Andrew Keates.
#queertheatre #playwriting #London #queerwriters #clapham
